Scooby96

Or not???

ProperCharlie

he seems to be still at large - maybe just a sore wrist?

SiPie

W@nker

16vmarc

or ***!

Goochie

perhaps he just got a bollocking!

LG John

LOL This is the official story:

* About 3 weeks ago on a Friday IT and Internal Auditing took my computer away saying I'd been looking at pornographic material.
* One week later I got it back but with no internet access - nothing was said.
* To this day nothing has been said!!! They haven't said if they have found ****, if I've been on the net to much or misusing email, etc.

Not a word!!!!!!!!!!! They make a serious claim and haven't said a word since and I've just been getting on with my working life. You might ask why I've been leaving it and the simple answer is the longer I leave it the worse it looks for them. If they then try to do something in a week or so's time I'll be playing the poor stressed laddy that's hardly been able to sleep for 3-4 weeks due to the outstanding situation and lack of information

David Lock

So how did you post above then?

SiPie

I believe the poor lad's at home suffering post traumatic stress disorder (or influenza as it's commonly known)

Goldeneye

It's lunchtime. He can surf for **** on a colleagues computer whilst they're away from their desk.

imlach

He may not have got the sack, but I've heard he has trouble getting them into the sack

imlach

Influenza my ar$e
The common cold more like

Brendan Hughes

Wasn't his sack shaved?

LG John

Lol, lol, and lol

I have a poxy cold and didn't feel too great. I could have phyiscally gone to work today and made myself miserable but I don't see why the hell I should after what they have been through. I had no appointments today so I decided to just stay in my bed and sleep all morning. I feel much better now and will probably be at work tomorrow and far more productive

jasey

Brendan - you're alive - I thought you'd been killed in a "drive by posting" - good to hear from you

David Lock

Hope you feel better and that your company don't read SN

Brendan Hughes

Jasey, I'm fine, thanks for your concern and for sending someone to watch me for my safety, both by my house and my office







...you did send them to watch me, didn't you?

LG John

I do, they do and I don't care! I'm the sort of person that usually goes into work if I can phyiscally get up and phyiscally drive there. I've had about 5 sick days in 3 years and I decided this morning that I wasn't going to make myself worse but rather would get well rested and fired into some orange juice to try and kick this for the weekened

jasey

Wasn't me - If they turn off their headlights ignore them .

SiPie

PMSL @ Jasey

Nice one

ozzy

I hate these ******* that come into work with a cold and spread it to half the staff.

Stay at home and keep your feet up Kenny my boy; I'd do the same on a day like this

LG John

Yeah I just noticed its nice and sunny outside I might go sit out on the grass and read a book