Ban Nuclear weapons- make PS LEWIS REDUNDANT
26 November 2002, 10:47 PM
#1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Mar 2000
Posts: 1,764
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
sack the makers of weapons of mass destruction....oooohhhh eeeerrrr we cannae say that can we...and give the savings to the FIREMEN/NURSES/POLICE......etc
[Edited by camk - 11/26/2002 10:51:34 PM]
[Edited by camk - 11/26/2002 10:51:34 PM]
26 November 2002, 10:58 PM
#3
Scooby Regular
This might surprise you all - but I would LOVE to be made redundant!! I have asked and the answer is a big NO!! 
I am NOT even going to tell you what my Golden Goodbye would be but it is WELL into SIX FIGURES!!! AFTER TAX!!
I REALLY DO want the pay-off thank you VERY much!! 3 of my staff have left on Voluntary and done very well indeed, I would be pleased if you could start a petition to get me made redundant - If it is compulsary I will get 6 months pay in ADDITION!!!
Please
Please
Please DO IT FOR ME - you all owe me that much!!
Pete
I am NOT even going to tell you what my Golden Goodbye would be but it is WELL into SIX FIGURES!!! AFTER TAX!!
I REALLY DO want the pay-off thank you VERY much!! 3 of my staff have left on Voluntary and done very well indeed, I would be pleased if you could start a petition to get me made redundant - If it is compulsary I will get 6 months pay in ADDITION!!!
Please
Please
Please DO IT FOR ME - you all owe me that much!!
Pete
Trending Topics
26 November 2002, 11:17 PM
#8
Scooby Regular
Clammie - you REALLY are a *** aren't you??
£200k is VERY cheap to get rid of me, have you ANY idea how much I cost you ANYWAY??? I dont come cheap, then I dont have too - a fireman gets 40 people after each and every job, thats 50,000 x 40 = 2,000,000 hopefuls, lets assume 1,800,000 CAN do the job, yes??
I would be VERY surprised if there are 20 people in the country looking at my job!! INDEED we have advertised for a post in THE TIMES and TELEGRAPH on 4 occassions ................. NOT ONE APPLICANT!!
Therefore I am worth MEGABUCKS - simple maths really, the firemen can have my job if they want a 400% increase, I will step aside - oh, yes, they actually NEED to work FULL time, that could be problem number 1.
Pete
£200k is VERY cheap to get rid of me, have you ANY idea how much I cost you ANYWAY??? I dont come cheap, then I dont have too - a fireman gets 40 people after each and every job, thats 50,000 x 40 = 2,000,000 hopefuls, lets assume 1,800,000 CAN do the job, yes??
I would be VERY surprised if there are 20 people in the country looking at my job!! INDEED we have advertised for a post in THE TIMES and TELEGRAPH on 4 occassions ................. NOT ONE APPLICANT!!
Therefore I am worth MEGABUCKS - simple maths really, the firemen can have my job if they want a 400% increase, I will step aside - oh, yes, they actually NEED to work FULL time, that could be problem number 1.
Pete
26 November 2002, 11:26 PM
#9
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Gloucestershire, home of the lawnmower.
Posts: 4,531
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I've not been paying attention, what do you do Pete ? Something in the nuclear industry I'm guessing, civil or defence ?
Cheers
Ian
Cheers
Ian
...
27 November 2002, 12:08 AM
#12
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Earth
Posts: 879
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Surely pslewis would not be ripping anyone off taking the redundancy, just abiding by the terms and conditions of his contractual arrangement with his employer.
Shame certain other parts of society can't do likewise
Shame certain other parts of society can't do likewise
27 November 2002, 09:30 AM
#13
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Gloucestershire, home of the lawnmower.
Posts: 4,531
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Pete,
No, really, I'm not sure what you do. I know it is something on the nuclear side though.
My profile was emptied when I was having 'problems' from the internet. I've never got around to filling it back in.
Cheers
Ian
No, really, I'm not sure what you do. I know it is something on the nuclear side though.
My profile was emptied when I was having 'problems' from the internet
. I've never got around to filling it back in.Cheers
Ian
27 November 2002, 09:39 AM
#15
Scooby Regular
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 672
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
>>£200k is VERY cheap to get rid of me, have you ANY idea how much I cost you ANYWAY???
Can't be that much if the car you choose to drive is a scooby... If I was earning mega bucks (more than I am at the moment that is... ) I would get something else!
>>I would be VERY surprised if there are 20 people in the country looking at my job!!
I'd be surprised that anyone would want to apply for the position of head of **** research.... I'll tell you what, tell everyone what you actually do, and we'll all apply for your job.
Since you can't tell anyone what your job is, either you made it up, or actually you are Peter Smith Lewis who works in the Doll office..
I'll bet on the latter then... :P
Can't be that much if the car you choose to drive is a scooby... If I was earning mega bucks (more than I am at the moment that is... ) I would get something else!
>>I would be VERY surprised if there are 20 people in the country looking at my job!!
I'd be surprised that anyone would want to apply for the position of head of **** research.... I'll tell you what, tell everyone what you actually do, and we'll all apply for your job.
Since you can't tell anyone what your job is, either you made it up, or actually you are Peter Smith Lewis who works in the Doll office..
I'll bet on the latter then... :P
27 November 2002, 09:41 AM
#16
Scooby Regular
From what I have gleaned from my years on Scoobynet...our Mr PS Lewis designs & programmes missile guidance & safety systems.
Pete - feel free to correct me if I am wrong
Pete - feel free to correct me if I am wrong
27 November 2002, 09:53 AM
#17
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Mar 2000
Posts: 1,764
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Pete designed the 3rd piston on the Sti Engine, plus some fueling/ECU modifications to allow it to be run on UK standard RON Fuel.....nice piece of work. The man is a legend in his own lunchtime.
27 November 2002, 09:54 AM
#18
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 9,368
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Oh christ we are in trouble. Someone as radgey as P.S. Lewis controlling where missiles end up??
Does the local council get an exocet throught their letterbox if the binmen miss you out?
astraboy.
Does the local council get an exocet throught their letterbox if the binmen miss you out?
astraboy.
27 November 2002, 11:14 AM
#23
Scooby Regular
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 672
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
You must have modled the dick hole on the size of your member then.. Mine didn't fit in!
Talk about chaffing plastic.. Pete, tell me, how do you get around the friction burns when `testing out` a new model?
:P
Talk about chaffing plastic.. Pete, tell me, how do you get around the friction burns when `testing out` a new model?
:P
27 November 2002, 12:11 PM
#26
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Essexville
Posts: 4,391
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Mr PS Lewis designs & programmes missile guidance & safety systems
-not very good at it, are you?? LOL
BB
27 November 2002, 12:23 PM
#28
Scooby Regular
MOST of the warheads land where intended!!
In the SAME way that MOST Imprezas are reliable - BUT you do get the odd rogue now and again!!
Job Spec?? I cannot understand most of it myself!! If your skills 'were' in the market you would have been 'approached' by now.
It doesnt really matter what I do does it? I may be a brain surgeon or a dust cart technician - it doesnt mean anything on here - as you can be who you want to be!! Some know me, most don't - some judge me, most don't - some enjoy 'my way' of saying things!!
Each to their own!!
Pete
In the SAME way that MOST Imprezas are reliable - BUT you do get the odd rogue now and again!!
Job Spec?? I cannot understand most of it myself!!
If your skills 'were' in the market you would have been 'approached' by now.It doesnt really matter what I do does it? I may be a brain surgeon or a dust cart technician - it doesnt mean anything on here - as you can be who you want to be!! Some know me, most don't - some judge me, most don't - some enjoy 'my way' of saying things!!
Each to their own!!
Pete
27 November 2002, 01:15 PM
#29
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 754
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Job Spec?? I cannot understand most of it myself!! If your skills 'were' in the market you would have been 'approached' by now.
I suppose you have bullet proof glass on the scoob and hidden machine guns behind the headlights too do you???
Guys... you're encouraging him!!!! Stop it, please...!!
I suppose you have bullet proof glass on the scoob and hidden machine guns behind the headlights too do you???
Guys... you're encouraging him!!!! Stop it, please...!!