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Old 11 May 2004, 03:43 PM
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Angry Do diesel drivers **** on the bathroom floor

Is it just me or is it becoming increasingly difficult to fill up with lovely optimax without standing in a pool of diesel. It was much better in the old days when there was one pump well out of the way were the derv boys could spill to there hearts content. I have never owned a diesel and have nothing against them but just want to fill up without treading the stuff in my car and house.
Can we start a campaign to keep at least one pump at every petrol station diesel free.
Old 11 May 2004, 06:56 PM
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How do you know its diesel do you get down and smell it
Old 11 May 2004, 07:01 PM
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You can smell diesel a mile away, apart from the fact its black and slippy, anyway petrol just evaporates away.
Old 11 May 2004, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Terzo 333
How do you know its diesel do you get down and smell it
If youve neverstepped in diesel while filling up you must be in a minority of one.
Idrove off once oblivous to diesel on my right foot reached for the brake and nearly slipped off the pedal !!!!!!.

fecking serious stuff just ask ANY biker how nasty spilt diesel is.
Old 11 May 2004, 07:23 PM
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or westy driver. scarey ****!
Old 11 May 2004, 08:15 PM
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I run a 430 bhp diesel and never spill any on the floor, carnt afford to at 7 mpg.
Old 11 May 2004, 09:12 PM
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Hired an IVECO luton van a few months ago, and it was almost impossible to get the diesel into the tank!!

The filler was at such a crappy angle that I had to trickle the diesel in, otherwise it would instantly regurgetate it onto the garage floor (spat out a few drops once, and then reslised what was going on!). Not very comfortable as the filler was about 18" off the floor.

I guess if you drive one of these things daily (and the fuel isn't yours) you could quite happily spill an amount of diesel on the floor, due to the poor filler design.
Old 11 May 2004, 10:08 PM
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since when was diesel black?

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Old 11 May 2004, 10:11 PM
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Is there something about the fuel itself that makes it so messy or is it that we don't notice petrol spillages because it evaporates. I'm not having a go at the drivers(well I am a bit) but at the garage owners who don't bother cleaning up and throwing sand on it doesn't help.
Old 11 May 2004, 10:25 PM
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Sand is probably the best thing to mop diesel up with......after leaving it to soak up the spillage.

Diesel melts lots of things, including tyres, soles of shoes etc, hence why spills normally look black.

Once pulled in front of a bus (when it was at a bus stop!) because fuel was pouring out from underneath. I wasn't going particularly fast, but still almost fell off the road at one point while following it. Anyway, passing the same spot a few hours later there was a whole load of sand in the bus stop - guess there must have been a hole in the tank, and thankfully, the driver called for assistance.

very nasty stuff - should be banned!!
Old 11 May 2004, 11:59 PM
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Diesel can be safer for you that petrol in some circumstances! My dad's car (diesel) went in for a service, but they didn't reconnect the fuel hose to the engine properly. He was making a longish journey (about 1hr) and 15mins from destination engine cut out and the place stank cos the pipe had come off and was leaking diesel. Had it been petrol, then it was more likely that the fuel would've ignited with the heat. The car then stank of diesel for ages afterwards though.
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Old 12 May 2004, 12:39 AM
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As said, petrol evaporates, diesel doesn't. There's a good reason why it is referred to as heavy oil!
Old 12 May 2004, 09:47 AM
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Hahaha I am running an old Pug 205 diesel at the moment, I NEVER spill any petrol out of the MINI, but this week, I filled up the pug for the first time, and it spilled out of the cap, think it froths up more as I couldn't stop it.

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Old 12 May 2004, 10:37 AM
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Dunno about pissing on the floor, but maybe pissing in the tank would help a diesels performance

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