chaos.

I need an effin job, does anyone know any agencies where they tell you of all decent jobs?

id preferebly like to do one job, a fekin bank job.

Oh all jobs must have opportunities to nick loads of money.

thankyou for your patience cuz ive got none at the moment.

lightning101

Nice CV

mart360

Chaos it works like this....


round about 11- 13yrs old some people think or decide what they would like to do later on in life.....


dosser is not an applicable category...

you usaly take options and then start to do subjects that will give you the nessacery(spelling i know) start to your chosen subjects career aspirations...

then usually around 15-16 you will start to meet careers advisers et al.....


but of course you should know this if you went to school you did didnt you...????



quick guide as below

Tounge in cheek and flame suit on!!!


no school..........................council operative... £5.40ph!!
some attendace but expelled.....postal worker part time.....£5.40ph!!!
attended school but no quali,ss....shop worker... £5.40ph

attended school and got quali,s office worker £8.00ph

attended school & college and got quali,s skilledtrade £12.00ph

went to uni and didnt drop out.......................politician £****loads


moral of tale...................


its fun to be the rebel and cool to skive school.....






but it dont pay the wages........................



get down to your local job centre and get of your backside..... the gravy train is over!!!!!


mummy & daddy dont have to support you for ever!!!!!!











lol


M

Chip

Chaos,

Knowing how knowlegable you are from your previous postings I think you should apply for a post as a nuclear physicist.

Failing that how about being a binman. No training for that either, you just pick it up as you go along

Chip.

NotoriousREV

Donate your body to medical science.

IPKIS

Join an Escort agency chaos then you might get laid too

lightning101

could be worse

lightning101

Quit complaining - this is a job worth every penny.

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

The kids Hamster needs cleaning out, are you up to it ?

The Hamster looks a bit dubious.

Bubba po

You should see the one we have in Muppets.

jonesy172

I would so love this to be true i finished uni last summer gaining a degree in physical geography and geology, i have applied constantly for jobs since leaving to end up working in a warehouse for the last 9 months for £5hr. I have since quit due to health problems created by the dusty atmosphere and now dedicating myself to look for a job, anyone?????

Bubba po

I'm a graduate in Geology. Did you get a poor degree? Or, If you actually want to work in Geology, are you aware that most companies prefer you to have a professional qualification, e.g. an M.Sc.? Your written communication skills seem underdeveloped, and unfortunately this transferable skill is held in very high regard by employers.

Poor Guy

sell your underpants army!

no wait, dont. dont want more of you types on here moaning about not having a job!

maybe you could be a pizza delivery driver!

ah wait, you'd need a license and a car.

chaos.

bet youve got a job havent you..

yea ryte.

jonesy172

Howdy Bubba, I finished with a 2:1 (Hons) from Keele University, so I did quite well!! I am aware that most companies prefer M.Sc, PHD status, which is a route I may take in the future not at present as my third year nearly finished me off!! What career path have you chosen? I apologise my communicative writing skills aren’t up to standard at the moment, i’m a bit dazed due to the half marathon I ran in Sheffield this morning!!!

Hammy Hamster

You know what I think, chaos. is an erudite young man who hasn't yet discovered how to put his talents to good use.

When he forgets that he is supposed to be the SN rebel, some of his posts show a latent wit that just needs to be channelled in a worthwhile direction.

Just do what is the right thing, chaos., and one day everything will fall into place.

Ash

Dubious hamster indeed!

Leslie

Difficult to think of any specific advice Chaos. Everyone has some form of skill which they are best at. I suppose if you can get a job in which you can use that skill then at least you might actually enjoy doing it. If you have a job that you enjoy doing, then you tend to do it very well in accordance with that inborn skill you have. That is when you tend to get recognised as a valuable worker and then you are likely to get promotion or certainly better pay as time goes by.

I wish you luck and hopefully you that might avoid some dead end kind of occupation.

Les

Bubba po

Ah.. that might do it.

I did my degree as a mature student, and did the degree for itself rather than with a career path in mind. I'm currently a Senior Technician working in Education.

Franx

I'll be finished in my Geography - mainly physical - in a few weeks. Nothing lined up as yet, apart from teaching sailing, but then I'm finding it a bit hard to decide. I was going to join the Royal Navy as an officer, but my eyesight's not good enough for me to do what I wanted to do, so might yet join as a rating.
Otherwise, Perhaps the Royal Fleet Auxiliary, or the Merchant Navy....
I thought a lot about getting into conservation - working for the national trust, of the scottish natural heritage etc, but the jobs aren't especially easy to get, as they mostly want a lot of experience, and once you have that experience, the pay's not that great anyway.
I might reconsider, but for the moment, it's probably the forces, as a rating, & I'll work my way up...

I'd still quite like to get into teaching, but then I'd rather do something else first - just to get a bit of experience of 'life' etc

BexTait

chaos- go to your local careers place, they may be able to help.

I've just about completed my first year of a geography degree (BSc) doing mostly physical geography. I haven't got that much of an idea as to what I want to do once I graduate. The options at the moment are going in to teaching, or doing a masters, most probably something to do with GIS. At the moment though, I'm just enjoying uni life, doing a SCUBA qualification and playing football, and working during the holidays in a job that is related to my degree.
Bex

p@ul

I personally think that chaos is very bright because he has mastered the art of getting you muppets to react to him lol
(or is that just the skinfull a carling i just had talking )

SiPie

You don't need to be very bright to get us lot to bite

Anyway....... back to the question ...

Surely there are some vacancies for live crash test dummies somewhere