clarky1982

i was in paris over the weekend. lucky me.
and my girlfriend swears blind that on the first night in my sleep i said.
"hello mate, can i order 2 chicken korma's?"

and on the second night

i sat up, put the bedside lamp on and said "have you got any scrap paper?"
turned the light off and lay back down again.

how wierd, i always talk in my sleep apparantly!
Any one else do this? what did you say?

PG

One night at work while getting a chance to get our heads down for some kip one of the guys on my shift startedd mooing like a cow !! and of course nothing was said the next morning !!
My first night shift I was lying there and all of a sudden someone shouted out something about wanting his wheelbarrow back or there would be trouble!! as the new guy on the shift I was more than a little concerned

stormyuklondon1

i know what you mean. its not in my sleep, but i have a habit of meaning one thing and saying another.
for example,
i was sitting having dinner with my girlfriend and i meant to say' darling, can you pass me the salt?'
but i actually said 'YOU B*CTH, YOURE RUINING MY ******* LIFE!'

farmer1

A couple of weeks ago for some reason whilst asleep I got up turned me light on walked over picked up me bin brought it back by the side of me bed on the floor and got back into bed then turned the light off. Very freaky.

chaos.

I remember a tv program where some fat people blamed themselves 'sleep eating!' for being fat! I **** you not!

There was a camera placed in the kitchen and it showed them raiding the fridge while they claim they were supposedly sleeping??!

AND..

Even though the fridge had a padlock on it, they still managed to find the key, unlock it, and make a fuggin fry up!!!!! OMFG, how funny..

Proper fat ***** they were as well, I mean I've heard carp excuses, but thats superb!

stormyuklondon1

ah, a classic symptom of sexual frustration.
i perscribe two viagra, a bottle of absinth and a bevy of russian toms. you'll feel like sh*t in the morning, but it will be worth it

little miss fire

My other half is forever talking in his sleep. Says the most stragest things, like
- cats do it better lying on their side
- I need new shoes
- Shall i turn off your fuzzy stripey thing???????????

Hmmm none of it make sense to me, and he can't remember what he has said in the morning!

Jer

The other night I was woken up by my wife tickling my chest. I woke up and said "what you doing", Her "I’m mixing amalgam" (she's a dentist). She was working in her sleep. You could see her hands going like she was mixing and picking stuff up.

wierd

Not as scary as when she sits up in bed screaming blue murder saying there is someone at the end of the bed with an axe.

RichWalk

yrs back my younger bro worked as a builder (and drank far too much) one nite watched him walk through my bedroom and try to open then climb out the window!! Woke him just in time, he thought he was at work & had just woken up in the builders hut and was walking out the door............. very scarry!

Wurzel

iTrader: (1)

Clarky don' ever have an affair M8

clarky1982

the very first time i stopped round her house, WITH HER PARENTS IN THE NEXT ROOM.
i apparantly shouted
"get the f$ck off my car or ill f{ckin smash your face in"
ooopppps
i do love my car though