I know this is a bit of an odd post but can anyone help me.

I am looking to relocate in Bracknell my original hometown, but the agency's are bloody ***** and couldnt organise a **** up at a brewery.

so i would like to ask if anyone in the south east, thames valley sort of area who works for large companies need A part qualifeid accountant, with over 8yrs experiance for my patner
&
Anybody who works or owns a garage in and around the same area, im looking for a job as a mechanic.
I am fully qualifed and have been for a couple of yrs and have been in the trade for best part of 5 odd yrs.

I know it is a wierd post but we move in 4 weeks and it is getting annoying talkin to the idiots at some more the agencys.

Thanks
CheeRS Joe

 

bttt please people.

Joe