View Poll Results: woman born to argue
yes
21
43.75%
no
4
8.33%
genetically f%$^$ up so not their fault
15
31.25%
its in their blood
8
16.67%
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do woman luv to argue
08 April 2004, 08:38 PM
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do woman luv to argue
well we all have ladies mostly 
are woman genetically made to argue or do they learn that at school.
do they know when its time to quit instead of blabbering on
are woman genetically made to argue or do they learn that at school.
do they know when its time to quit instead of blabbering on
08 April 2004, 08:58 PM
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genetically f%$^$ up so not their fault
You know very well it's genetic. This is the reason women never fart mate, they don't shut the **** up for long enough to build up pressure
09 April 2004, 07:08 AM
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...and they always like to get the last word in when your both arguing!
You can sort this out easily enough by putting her in a room with an echo and feed her once a week
Nath
You can sort this out easily enough by putting her in a room with an echo and feed her once a week
Nath
09 April 2004, 09:08 AM
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Moses.
I have two females in this House
1 , Is 43 years old.
2, Is 11 going on 18 .
Reason you can never shut a woman up is the fact that when men are born we are injected with a normal needle. Woman on the other hand are injected with a Gramphone needle (off record player). hence they go on and on. My wiife is never !
1, Wrong.
2, Is the worlds best driver.( don,t like to mention to her the day she backed into car oppasite) she said it shouldn,t have been there. lol
3, Has no need for a Garage for petrol. ( never puts any in)
4, And will argue black and blue over something no matter if shes wrong or right
5, She never Farts. (See above about mouth never shut)
It must be hard being purfect all the time for her. But i still love her ( especialy while dressed in PVC or rubber. lol. O dear shes calling me to bed. Have to go. lol. Got a job on. lol Shouldn,t take long thou. pmsl
I have two females in this House
1 , Is 43 years old.
2, Is 11 going on 18 .
Reason you can never shut a woman up is the fact that when men are born we are injected with a normal needle. Woman on the other hand are injected with a Gramphone needle (off record player). hence they go on and on. My wiife is never !
1, Wrong.
2, Is the worlds best driver.( don,t like to mention to her the day she backed into car oppasite) she said it shouldn,t have been there. lol
3, Has no need for a Garage for petrol. ( never puts any in)
4, And will argue black and blue over something no matter if shes wrong or right
5, She never Farts. (See above about mouth never shut)
It must be hard being purfect all the time for her. But i still love her ( especialy while dressed in PVC or rubber. lol. O dear shes calling me to bed. Have to go. lol. Got a job on. lol Shouldn,t take long thou. pmsl
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09 April 2004, 09:32 AM
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pmsl @ shrop nice one mate, been ages aint seen u on chat coz im hardly their coz its quiet and haha that was funny mate and hows things
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...and they always like to get the last word in when your both arguing!
You can sort this out easily enough by putting her in a room with an echo and feed her once a week
Nath
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lol good idea mate im gonna try that someday and lock my lady in but u know woman they scream so much the neighbours will hear lol and i will get done
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...and they always like to get the last word in when your both arguing!
You can sort this out easily enough by putting her in a room with an echo and feed her once a week
Nath
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lol good idea mate im gonna try that someday and lock my lady in
but u know woman they scream so much the neighbours will hear lol and i will get done
09 April 2004, 09:42 AM
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Another simple fix is buy a bag off the old fashioned Wine gums( hards ones) or a quality make of Toffee sweets.
Chuck 2 in her mouth
GUARANTEED 45 MINS of peace.
Best applied before.
1, Football on TV.
2, When getting ready to go out with your mates to pub.
3, When WRC on TV.
4, A long trip in car. (May need about 6 or more thou depending on distance)
Im dead if she reads this. lol
No more jiggy jiggys for me.
Im alright Moses . YOU ?
Chuck 2 in her mouth
GUARANTEED 45 MINS of peace.
Best applied before.
1, Football on TV.
2, When getting ready to go out with your mates to pub.
3, When WRC on TV.
4, A long trip in car. (May need about 6 or more thou depending on distance)
Im dead if she reads this. lol
No more jiggy jiggys for me.
Im alright Moses . YOU ?
09 April 2004, 10:05 AM
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hahahahahaha f%$&ing class mate
me im fine mate just tired, aint had a holiday for 7 yrs mate im really tired, wife went for hols with the baby recently
i couldnt get time off
but God willing soon
i wanna travel the world, mecca, medina, jerusalem, cairo , sweden yummy babes get me a nice norse babe and germany acthung babe of babes etc
me im fine mate just tired, aint had a holiday for 7 yrs mate im really tired, wife went for hols with the baby recently
i couldnt get time off
but God willing soon
i wanna travel the world, mecca, medina, jerusalem, cairo , sweden yummy babes get me a nice norse babe and germany acthung babe of babes etc
09 April 2004, 10:52 AM
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Another question on a similar topic. How do women actually breathe? Because following long term observations of Mrs D, my stepdaughter, my Mother & my sister, not one of them appears to pause long enough to draw breath
Are they genetically programmed to breath cyclically, like a saxophone player? Or, are their lungs connected to their ar$ehole? The latter reason may explain why they talk so much ****
BTW My dad can vouch for the fact that women don't fart, apparently myt parents' dog was still farting 3 years after it died
Are they genetically programmed to breath cyclically, like a saxophone player? Or, are their lungs connected to their ar$ehole? The latter reason may explain why they talk so much ****
BTW My dad can vouch for the fact that women don't fart, apparently myt parents' dog was still farting 3 years after it died
09 April 2004, 11:05 AM
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lol @ lynne and crisp
yeah crisp and they have a inflatable nose when they argue it goes wide like a fiery dragon
and lynne lol i remember u , we had many an arguement
and all i need to say to my buddy lil miss chelle is i wish u become a mother to 5 kids and u will see her arguing
yeah crisp and they have a inflatable nose when they argue it goes wide like a fiery dragon
and lynne lol i remember u , we had many an arguement
and all i need to say to my buddy lil miss chelle is i wish u become a mother to 5 kids and u will see her arguing
09 April 2004, 12:01 PM
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lol welcome back chelle bin coolio
my old fiery blonde friend haha u should have been a redhead grrrr growl
hows mister richie squire he can squire me anytime
say hi to him pls
my old fiery blonde friend
haha u should have been a redhead grrrr growl hows mister richie squire he can squire me anytime
say hi to him pls
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