Da Booga

Just been speaking to my mate, he's been at the cop shop most of the night.

Him and 2 other mates were staying at another mates after a night on the ****, they were all asleep in the living room when they heard a window smash in the kitchen. One of the lads got up to investigate, as he opened the door a little theiving w@nker ran past him forcing him out of the way.

Apparently his face was a picture when the light was turned on and he realised he was in a room with 4 decent sized blokes. He turned round and tried to run for the door before being rugby tackled by one of the lads. After a short scuffle with all four lads having a go he was knocked out cold

When the police and ambulance arrived they were all taken down to the cop shop to give statements etc. A couple of hours later it emerges that the chav who broke in is wanting to press charges against the lad who knocked him out

The cops were very good though and told the 4 lads they wouldn't have anything to worry about They think he is a regular at break-ins in the area and are trying to pin loads of other recent break-ins on him too.

It sounds like quite an eventful night, hopefully it'll make the little ****** think twice before breaking in somewhere else.

Andy W

Hopefully your mates will not get into any **** over this little bugger!

ajm

Its the age old argument isn't it.... if they had killed him, and dumped the body there would have been nothing to link them to him. It is unlikely he would have told his mum that he was off to burgle no.3, thats the risk they have to accept if they want to be a scummy thief.

Hopefully justice will prevail!

Katana

Good on them. The cops may not care about the thief (as what happened to me last year) but the c*nt's lawyer will try to fleece them off their cash.

Spoon

Whilst the bástard was out cold one of the guy's should have sliced his spinal cord.

Hope they get off without any hassle.

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

Nice one!! This is where the law stinks! If somebody breaks into your home they should give up any human rights they have... you should be allowed to do anything to them. If that involves the thieving scum losing limbs or life then tough!!

Da Booga

Totally agree

Apparently they all thought they had killed him when he was first knocked out, no big loss if they had have done though!

ProperCharlie

surely the poor lad just "fell over" and hit his head on something, no? and then, in a freak accident, the sideboard toppled over and landed on him... and then one of your mates passed out with fright and as he fell his fist unfortunately contacted the theif's chin....

i'm sure that's how it happened.

elgordano

self defense ??

Gordo

Buzzer

I agree with Gordo

When the lad found out he was in a room with 4 other blokes "he just started lashing out and hitting everyone. We took reasonable steps to ensure that he was subdued"




Just do what one of those ba5tards would do. If you find out that he is pressing charges then send the boys round to offer a little "advice" that his health may suffer from going through this course of action.

Nick100

At least he wouldn't have been able to do it to anyone else, if they'd killed him.

scoobchrissy

iTrader: (1)

Little **** should have gone to the moor's, no more hassel

scoobydooooo

good on them , i hope all is cleared and the little thieving tw*t gets what he deserves

mj

....what a shame he was subdued so quickly , pity that you didn't have time to strap him to a chair in the garage for some Quentin Tarrantino style amusement

LEUVEN

Exactly!.

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Strap him to chair ?

When Nail Guns are available ?