Nevermind the Buzzcocks
#1
In danger of stepping on unclebuck's toes here but, has anyone just seen the first 2 mins of nevermind the buzzcocks?
Steven Hawkings singing to his nurse, while using a eyelash!
Best TV moment of 2004
Steven Hawkings singing to his nurse, while using a eyelash!
Best TV moment of 2004
#3
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Alice Cooper looking like Cat from EastEnders!!!
Bill Bailey talking about the woman moving the seat in his drums!!!
Brilliant!!
Dan
edited to add that the Pirate's back in the line up!!
[Edited by ScoobyDoo555 - 1/12/2004 9:27:03 PM]
Bill Bailey talking about the woman moving the seat in his drums!!!
Brilliant!!
Dan
edited to add that the Pirate's back in the line up!!
[Edited by ScoobyDoo555 - 1/12/2004 9:27:03 PM]
#4
can't get a girl
cuz I ain't got a car
I can't get a car
cuz I ain't got a job
I can't get a job
cuz I ain't got a car
So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car
Don't you know where you are
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
I got a mom but I ain't got a dad
My dad's got a wife but she ain't my mom
Mom's looking for a man to be my dad
But I want my mom and dad to be my real
mom and dad
Is that so bad?
Oh, I think I've been had
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
Well, I live at the 7-11
Well, I'm tryin' to play this guitar
Well, I'm learning "Stairway to Heaven"
Cuz Heaven's where you are
I can't go to school
cuz I ain't got a gun
I ain't got a gun
cuz I ain't got a job
I ain't got a job
cuz I can't go to school
So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job
And a house with cable!
Don't you know where you are
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
Oh, I'm Lost.
cuz I ain't got a car
I can't get a car
cuz I ain't got a job
I can't get a job
cuz I ain't got a car
So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car
Don't you know where you are
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
I got a mom but I ain't got a dad
My dad's got a wife but she ain't my mom
Mom's looking for a man to be my dad
But I want my mom and dad to be my real
mom and dad
Is that so bad?
Oh, I think I've been had
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
Well, I live at the 7-11
Well, I'm tryin' to play this guitar
Well, I'm learning "Stairway to Heaven"
Cuz Heaven's where you are
I can't go to school
cuz I ain't got a gun
I ain't got a gun
cuz I ain't got a job
I ain't got a job
cuz I can't go to school
So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job
And a house with cable!
Don't you know where you are
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
Lost in America
Lost in America
Lost in America, lost
Oh, I'm Lost.
#7
Katie Melua's cute, but so MOR it's just not true. Perhaps if she ditched Mike Batt she'd cut a more individual groove. Some of the self-penned tracks offer hope, it has to be said, but it's not much to base a career on and the jury's still very much out on her longevity.
"The new Norah Jones" is the lazy though probably accurate description, but as I'd rather walk over hot coals whilst saluting a picture of Margaret Thatcher than listen to anything by the aforementioned Ms Jones that's hardly a recommendation.
"The new Norah Jones" is the lazy though probably accurate description, but as I'd rather walk over hot coals whilst saluting a picture of Margaret Thatcher than listen to anything by the aforementioned Ms Jones that's hardly a recommendation.
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funniest line I thought was after the bit about why the darkness had to pull out of a gig, Mark Lamarr goes
'Well I hurt my finger at a charity gig with Tony Hadley the other week.... but still managed to draw the raffle!' PMSL
Gary
'Well I hurt my finger at a charity gig with Tony Hadley the other week.... but still managed to draw the raffle!' PMSL
Gary
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