TelBoy

eerrmmm...not kill but really scare it? can I give it an electric shock some how? the annoying ****** keeps ordering Diet Coke, when there's perfectly good beer available. when I don't catch it in the act I can see it's friggin paw prints all over a pint glass with an umbrella in (you know how delicate the glass is on these Wetherspoon's glasses ...)

any ideas anyone??

alcazar

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Alcazar

Simon Lau

LOL you cheeky monkeh

hahahahaa

ajm

squirt it with a soda stream, it will soon get the message!

Pavlo

rat poison

Katana

Sticking it in her pooper would do the trick..

Scooby96

45 pints should do the trick

andrew6321

drink enough diet coke and you'll die anyway....

just do a google search for 'aspartame'.....

Dunk

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Rest the can on this electric fly swatter & activate !!!



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MadGrip

put a dead cat in the diet coke, they'll think twice then



Phil

Hobo_Jojo

but you would need ways of making said cat dead.

any suggestions?

scoob_babe

yes- he can have the dead cat out of my dead HKS exhaust system!

UFO

At the pub quiz yesterday I learnt that Diet Coke is a 100% Spermicide! So you can be safe in the knowledge that he won't be reproducing...ever.

stormyuklondon1

******* hate cats me!

FASTER MIKE!!

kill the cat with the electric fly swatter

Jye

Lace it with Red Bull, that way when it fly's away Dunks swatter will offer a bit of sport

Scooby Roo

Secretly add lard.........always works for me

yoza

Take said glass of Diet Coke to mens room, let everyone know.

Wash a fun sized Mars bar under warm water, shape as neccasary.
Then place into said glass of Diet Coke.

Return and ask if he would like to drink the Coke with its added ingredient.

He WILL say NO!

Then drink it in front of him.

Should put him off for life.

Tip....You must get some of the sh*t(sorry chocolate) on you face and lips. For added yuck factor.

Later Yoza