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Old 13 December 2003, 04:14 PM
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Van Hoogstraten 'joins Samaritans'


Mr Van Hoogstraten could talk you through your troubles
Suicidal people seeking a sympathetic ear could find notorious property baron Nicholas van Hoogstraten at the end of the line, according to a newspaper.
The millionaire, freed on appeal on Tuesday from a 10-year sentence for manslaughter, has joined the Samaritans, The Guardian reports.

"I am a good listener," says the man who described his tenants as "filth".

He gained his certificate, which allows him to apply for a post as a voluntary counsellor, while at Belmarsh prison.

Listening skills

HM Prison Service document 10380 states: "This is to certify that Nick van Hoogstraten has been trained by the Samaritans of Bexley/Bromley in listening and befriending skills at HM Prison Belmarsh."

The Samaritans says volunteers need a good listening ear and patience. Its website calls the work challenging and rewarding "knowing that you may have made a difference".


Samaritans are asked to have a good listening ear and patience
Mr van Hoostraten, 58, who served one year of a 10-year term, said he had helped a number of distressed fellow inmates by listening to them and offering legal advice, according to The Guardian.

Among the inmates the tycoon is said to have taken was a Jamaican Yardi, who was acquitted last month of a murder in South London but is back in jail awaiting deportation.

Mr van Hoogstraten, once famously described by a judge as an "emissary of Beelzebub", was released from high security Belmarsh in Woolwich, south-east London, after serving 12 months of his sentence for the manslaughter of rival landlord Mohammed Raja when his conviction was overturned following a complex legal battle.

Better lock my front door I think

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Old 13 December 2003, 04:26 PM
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He is the luckiest barsteward alive, almost as bad as OJ Simpson.
Just shows what money can do.
Old 13 December 2003, 04:52 PM
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Money, whats that got to do with it. Surely he's innocent if he's been released

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Old 13 December 2003, 06:17 PM
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Mr Hoogstraten has always been a role model of mine............
Old 13 December 2003, 06:25 PM
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can just imagine the situation now...

caller: '...i have nowhere else to turn, the wifes left me, the kids want nothing to do with me , im up to my eyes in debt and even my mates at the rambling club avoid me when i go in the pub. i think im going to end it all...'

van hoogstraten: ' ...theres no need for that i mean you ca... did you say rambling club?

caller: 'yes'

can hoogstraten: ' well maybe it would be for the best if you ended it all you worthless piece of sh*te, if i ever see you ill.....'

honestly though, what the **** is goin on there?!?!?!?!?!?!
Old 13 December 2003, 07:03 PM
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"I am a good listener," says the man who described his tenants as "filth".
You can still listen to filth.
Old 13 December 2003, 07:08 PM
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"emissary of Beelzebub"

quality line!
Old 13 December 2003, 09:11 PM
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rambling club
PMSL, As Farmer Palmer put it Get Orf Moi Laaaand
Old 13 December 2003, 10:23 PM
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If this is true, which I really hope it's not, then the Lunatics have finally tken over the asylum.

Next week it will be Ozzy speaking for the Bat Protection Leauge
Old 13 December 2003, 11:10 PM
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tenants are filth, he's right.

ramblers are a load of paedos

three cheers for Von!
Old 14 December 2003, 07:51 AM
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His friends call him "hoogy"
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ramblers are a load of paedos
I would say there will be quite a number of paedos that would take exception to that.

[Edited by V45DSM - 12/14/2003 10:04:20 AM]
Old 14 December 2003, 11:20 AM
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the mans a fcukin lump of meat with eye's[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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Mr Hoogstraten has always been a role model of mine............

hmmm...
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