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Old 09 December 2003, 10:51 AM
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http://sweetchillisauce.com/nigeria.html

A bloke that devotes his time to winding up the scammers.

May be SIAL but it made me laugh.

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Old 09 December 2003, 11:10 AM
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Their good i've still never had a nigereia/congo or anyother african state mail although got a nice one here from the not so much support@natwest.com wanting m to put in bank details to there website

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Ps and no i've not got a natwest account and wouldn't even if i did
Old 09 December 2003, 11:24 AM
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Dave,

This one is hilarious http://www.scamorama.com

Old 09 December 2003, 11:28 AM
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Here's the one that made me laugh... you have to read it through but basically the guy winding up the scammer is posing as David Lee Roth.... quality read

http://www.geocities.com/jaccountinf...abilaScam.html
Old 09 December 2003, 11:39 AM
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One of the funniest on the site i mentioned is where the Nigerian bloke is called Dr Patrick Obi, so he sets up this windup saying that he is Lady Juanita Kanobe-Vader, wife of Lord Vader, who own a courgette stud farm in Australia....
Old 09 December 2003, 12:08 PM
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Excellent!!!
Old 09 December 2003, 12:52 PM
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another one: http://www.whatsthebloodypoint.com/
Old 09 December 2003, 01:32 PM
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i had a few although i got bored with trying to wind them back up and just dropped it
Old 09 December 2003, 01:39 PM
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Fantastic, I've not seen any of these before. That's my afternoon taken care of
Old 09 December 2003, 02:34 PM
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Dave

That site is pure class

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Old 09 December 2003, 02:49 PM
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Best thing I've read since Wilt
Old 09 December 2003, 03:07 PM
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Been reading most of the letters on the first link!

ROTFLMAO

Absolute Quality!!
Old 09 December 2003, 03:10 PM
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http://www.419eater.com is another one
Old 09 December 2003, 04:27 PM
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Got this not 1 minute ago, plus several others each & every day


NAME: BENNARD AMATA.
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS: bennard@indiatimes.com
DEAR FRIEND,


REQUEST FOR BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL.

I AM BENNARD AMATA, THE CHAIRMAN OF ELECTORAL REVIEW
PANEL, INDEPENDENT NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSIOM
(INEC) OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

THIS PANEL WAS SET UP BEFORE THE LAST GENERAL
ELECTION. ONE OF THE DUTIES OF THE COMMISSION IS TO
PROCURE ALL ELECTORAL MATERIALS FOR THE GENERAL
ELECTIONS THAT WAS CONCLUDED A WHILE AGO. THE GENERAL
ELECTION USHERED IN A SECOND TERM IN OFFICE OF
LEGISLATIVE AND EXECUTIVE ARMS OF THIS NEWLY
DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF CHIEF
OLUSEGUN OBASANJO.

I CAME TO KNOW ABOUT YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE
AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL
TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM
OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT. THE PANEL OVER INVOICED
A CONTRACT TO THE TONE OF USD38,500,000.00
(THIRTY-EIGHT MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
STATES DOLLARS ONLY) WHEN A CONTRACT FOR THE SUPPLY OF ELECTORAL MATERIALS WAS AWARDED. THIS FORMED 10% OF THE ORIGINAL CONTRACT VALUED USD385,000,000.00.THE ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR HAD BEEN PAID OFF LEAVING THE BALANCE 10% IN A SPECIAL RESERVED ACCOUNT WITH THE APEX BANK OF NIGERIA. THIS AMOUNT HAS NOW BEEN APPROVED AND IS NOW READY TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IF YOU INDICATE INTEREST IN THE BUSINESS. SINCE AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE PROHIBITED BY THE CODE OF CONDUCT BUREAU (CIVIL SERVICE LAW) FROM OPERATING AND/OR OPENING FOREIGN ACCOUNTS IN OUR NAMES.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE TRUST REPOSED ON YOU AT THIS
JUNCTURE IS ENORMOUS, IN RETURN, WE HAVE AGREED TO
OFFER YOU 30% OF THE TRANSFERED SUM OF MONEY. MY
PARTNERS AND I WOULD COME TO MEET YOU FOR OUR SHARE OF
70% IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE TRANSFER WHICH WOULD BE
LODGED INTO ACCOUNTS IN DUE COURSE IN YOUR COUNTRY.
MODALITIES FOR THIS TRANSACTION HAVE BEEN WORKED OUT
AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND
THE APEX BANK OF NIGERIA FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF
THE FUNDS WITHIN 10 WORKING DAYS SUBJECT TO FINAL
APPROVAL BY THE DEBT RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE
(D.R.C.). OUR ASSURANCE IS THAT YOUR ROLE IS RISK
FREE.TO ACCORD THIS TRANSACTION THE LEGALITY IT
DESERVES AND FOR MUTUAL SECURITY OF THE FUNDS THE
WHOLE APPROVAL PROCEDURES WILL OFFICIALLY AND LEGALLY
PROCESSED WITH YOUR NAME OR THE NAME OF ANY COMPANY OF
YOUR CHOICE AS THE BONEFIDE BENEFICIARY. ONCE MORE I
WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT HAVING PUT IN OVER
TWENTY-FIVE YEARS IN THE CIVIL SERVICE OF MY COUNTRY,
I AM AVERSE TO HAVING MY IMAGE AND CAREER DENTED. THIS
MATTER SHOULD THEREFORE BE TREATED WITH UTMOST SECRECY
AND URGENCY IT DESERVES. AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND
ME YOUR MAIL TO MY PRAIVTE BOX: bennard@indiatimes.com

IF INTERESTED, PLEASE REPLY THROUGH MY PRIAVTE MAIL
BOX AS INDICATED ABOVE FOR US TO GET STARTED. AS SOON
AS I RECEIVE YOUR EXPRESSION OF INTEREST, I WILL SEND
YOU A SAMPLE OF APPLICATION FORM WHICH YOU MUST
REPRODUCE AND SEND BACK TO ME FOR SUBMISSION. IT WILL
ENABLE TO ME REGISTER YOUR NAME AS A CONTRACTOR AND
ENSURE IT BACK DATED TO REFLECT THE TIME THAT THE
CONTRACT WAS AWARDED. IN THE MEANTIME, DO SEND ME THE
FOLLOWINGS:
1. YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS.

2. TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.


3. ANY OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT YOU CONSIDER OKAY TO TAKE
I LOOK FORWARD TO READING FROM YOU.
YOURS SINCERELY,
BENNARD AMATA.


Old 09 December 2003, 09:34 PM
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keep getting them little buggers, been really careful with that e-mail account too so **** knows how they got me, I seem to get at least two a week.
Old 10 December 2003, 01:56 PM
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Some of those stories on that first website are amazing.

I haven't had time to read them all, but was wondering if it would be possible to do a wind up pretending to be someone doing a stretch - of course this would not come out straight away!

Cheers!
Old 10 December 2003, 03:21 PM
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ive not had any of these scam mails yet i want a go at winding them up!
Old 10 December 2003, 03:27 PM
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I'm amazed that people still fall for them!
Old 10 December 2003, 04:51 PM
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Hobo_JoJo

I have not had one for months.

I'm sure if you want a go someone on here would be more than willing to send you one to reply to.
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