Chicken Man

Why can't KFC make their food properly?????

Every time I get a burger or twister or whatever, they always need 're-building' before you can eat them!

Whats the matter with these people?

I might boycott them altogether... what am I saying!!!

mmmmmmm KFC

pslewis

Yeah, I had this kind of problem - I kept putting my fingers in the plug socket ... each time I got electrocuted ... eventually, at the age of 2 I decided NOT to do it again ... I have never looked back

Suggest you start visiting a proper food outlet ..... like the Kebab van!!

Pete

fatherpierre

However it's built it's still deformed, hormone injected battery hen that you're eating.

They inject the 'meat' with chicken flavour and softening agent, plus lots of water to make it taste like chicken.

Enjoy.

Your dog/cat food is better for you than that crap.

Luke

Its pure shyt that has very little to do with chicken.

Chicken Man

mmmmmm KFC!!!

:P

Chip

Pete, From your earlier posting



Pete

And this is your version of sense is it.

Chip.

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[Edited by Chip - 10/10/2003 10:37:44 PM]

[Edited by Chip - 10/10/2003 10:40:52 PM]

fatherpierre

Yeah, well done.

You keep munching on that stuff and enjoy your stay in hospital if they can hoist you out of your bed

It doesn't even taste nice.

ProperCharlie

chip - in my experience the local kebab outlet is an excellent source of nourishment. far superior to KFC.


[Edited by ProperCharlie - 10/10/2003 10:45:30 PM]

Chip

PC,
Didnt mean to say that. It was part of the OAPs quote earlier.

Chip.

ajm

ha ha!

McD's is the same. Take the Big Mac.... all they have to do is align 3 pieces of bread and 2 beef "patties" respective of the centre points of the circles.... but no, they all have to be misaligned like the olympic circles, with salad dripping out the sides.

Everyone has a Mc D's routine, mine is as follows:-

- Remove contents of brown bag, scoffing at the dullard instructions on how to pack the bag printed on the bottom
- Scrape out fries that are rattling around bottom of bag
- Open burger box and pour fries into lid
- REASSEMBLE BURGER [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
- Open straw, pausing to blow paper wrapper at mate
- Stick sraw in drink, jiggling repeatedly in lid to make squeaking noise
- eat/drink food
- Twist up straw, ask mate to flick to create *pop*
- leave crap all over table

ProperCharlie

my MD's routine is somethign like this:

go to the pub
drink many many pints
get home
have a little whisky for a night cap
go to sleep for a few hours
wake up at 6.00 am
arrive at work at 6.28 am
feel very sick
continue feeling very sick
at about 10:30 quietly slope off to the drive thru'
consume QP w/cheese meal in the car feeling very sick and more than a little sorry for myself.
go back to work.

repeat the above until dead.

what a fookin life.

IWatkins

... LOL, tears are rolling down my face...

pslewis

Chip

This is a different thread mate - I find it very hard to believe that you really ARE as stupid as you come across??!! How can you compare a thread about dead servicemen and this pi55take out of KFC??

I suggest you see your doctor tomorrow morning, I know it will take him a few hours to make his way up the valleys - but he REALLY needs to see you urgent!

Pete

Mr.Cookie

MacDonalds is fannel in a bun, KFC however is very yummy xept you get your mobile nicked

pslewis

You REALLY ARE a dim witted Welsh **** aren't you?

Pete

Chip

Peter,
Thank you for your constructive comments.

Chip.

deano

Lovely food.The beak makes a handy tooth pick.

BOB.T

Why when I ask for a popcorn shaker meal do they insist on giving me, just a popcorn meal?[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

To rub salt in my wounds, I've come away today with a shaker meal, a spare shaker lid and two spare BBQ sachets

As for mcDs, I pour my chips into the burger box lid, then use the fries box to scrape all the crap I don't want outta my burger

Steve vRS

How to annoy McD's staff.

Ask for chips, pop and a hamburger.

Steve

deanimus

Gerkins are the best part of a macdonalds burger, It takes the taste away from the cardboard bit they slip between the buns.

Reminds me of a joke....
What does Michael Jackson and Macdonalds have in common?
They both like to slip there meat between 4 year old buns...

BOB.T

Go to the drive thru and make a point that your order is "to go"

ALi-B

iTrader: (1)

My Gripe with KFC is my Zinger is never HOT, it's like luke warm, I've had warmer beer on occasions (like tonight...yuk )

Actually, I'm quite sure that eating a cat/dog would be better than that crap

As for Mc D's Why the **** do I have to wait for my effin 1/4 pounder and then give me my McFlurry straight away, so by the time I get the burger it's melted? And if that zitty kid messes up my order once more. I'm gonna shove his head in the fryer![img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

And then there's the gurkins, pickles or whatever it is. WHY?

And NO I DON'T WANT A FECKING MEAL...JUST A BURGER AND FRIES you dumbass, I don't why I bother shouting, cos I still end up with a chicken burger ala Phlegm

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[Edited by ALi-B - 10/11/2003 12:04:36 AM]

Chip

Pete,
I was referring to the fact that you stated I should post some sense for once. And then you posted this:

Thats is what I was referring to. Not comparing threads at all. just pointing out your foolishness thats all.Dont suppose I needed to really though as everyone knows your a complete prat anyway.

Oh, and the valleys boyo. Did you know that Cardiff was not part of the valleys then. Pretty poor for a man of your age I would think.

Chip.




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