Dracoro

Tony Blair, Iain Duncan-Smith and Charles Kennedy have all died(I see a lot of you are smiling already) are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing IDS first he asks, "what do you believe?" IDS looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I belive in truth and justice and rewarding those that help themselves. I also believe in looking after all those in society no matter their race, creed, sex or religion"

God looks up and offers IDS the seat to his right.

He then turns to Charles Kennedy, "and you, Ginger, what do you believe?" Kennedy stands tall and proud, "I believe in social justice and equal rights for all. I believe in a liberal approach to life and helping all those in society. The more we can improve peoples' lives, the better"

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Kennedy the seat to his left.

Finally, God turns to Blair, "and you, Tony, what do you believe?"

"I believe..." says Blair "...you're sitting in my seat"

Defiant STI

Hehe, pretty good! Original or borrowed?

astraboy

I stopped reading after the first line
astraboy.

alcazar

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<<<Tony Blair, Iain Duncan-Smith and Charles Kennedy have all died>>>

B*gger. I thought it was true!!:
Alcazar

Dracoro

We all live in hope