BloodNinja- Funniest thing ive read in my life by far!
20 September 2003, 05:47 PM
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Honestly when i found this last night i was in fookin streams of tears reading it, the blokes a legend!
http://www.zone.ee/rennat/bloodcyber.htm
All totaly classics and every one of em had me in tears i was laughing so much but the Sweet17 one is my fave "HARRRRRRRRRRRR"
ROFLFMAO
[Edited by Steve3drALS - 9/20/2003 5:47:33 PM]
http://www.zone.ee/rennat/bloodcyber.htm
All totaly classics and every one of em had me in tears i was laughing so much but the Sweet17 one is my fave "HARRRRRRRRRRRR"
ROFLFMAO
[Edited by Steve3drALS - 9/20/2003 5:47:33 PM]
Nice one Sreve, read the last one before but not the others.
20 September 2003, 06:24 PM
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sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings
20 September 2003, 06:28 PM
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sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: **** YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a ******* *******!
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: **** YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a ******* *******!
20 September 2003, 06:39 PM
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LMFAO
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
Very very funny
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
Very very funny
20 September 2003, 06:43 PM
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bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ***.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ***.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ***.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ***.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
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20 September 2003, 07:39 PM
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ******* charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: **** am I hard now.
This bit realy did make me cry
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ******* charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: **** am I hard now.
This bit realy did make me cry
Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts
lmao
20 September 2003, 10:28 PM
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Class.
LMFAO
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.
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BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you **** up.
BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA:
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you **** up.
20 September 2003, 11:16 PM
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He's just so cutting.
You can imagine the look on his victims' faces as he starts reeling them in.
I was laughing out loud with tears in my eyes.
You can imagine the look on his victims' faces as he starts reeling them in.
I was laughing out loud with tears in my eyes.
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