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Honestly when i found this last night i was in fookin streams of tears reading it, the blokes a legend!
http://www.zone.ee/rennat/bloodcyber.htm All totaly classics and every one of em had me in tears i was laughing so much but the Sweet17 one is my fave "HARRRRRRRRRRRR" ROFLFMAO [Edited by Steve3drALS - 9/20/2003 5:47:33 PM] |
;) Nice one Sreve, read the last one before but not the others.
Funny as fook mate. :D :D :D |
sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I've lost weight since then. bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings |
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: **** YOU!!! bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs. sweet17: You're a ******* *******! |
HARRRRRRRRRRRR! :D
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LMFAO
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... Very very funny |
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? |
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That is quality
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ******* charge your ***. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: **** am I hard now. This bit realy did make me cry:D:D:D Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts |
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Had to give up after the first couple! FPMSL! :D Save the rest for another time! |
HARRRRR!!!!, fan...tastic!!!
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rofpmsl that is top quality stuff everyone a classic god damn http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0...smiley-007.gif
Ha i gora go & put on my wet nasty blouse :eek: lmao Si PS any1 got any cyber links? ;) |
Class.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up. |
fukc me that's funny
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OH MY GOD!!
I've got tears here! THAT is the funniest thing I've read for a VERY long time... I need MORE! Does this guy have a website???? |
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Im glad yall liked it as i was crying my eyes out reading it, sooooooooooooo funny
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He's just so cutting.
You can imagine the look on his victims' faces as he starts reeling them in. I was laughing out loud with tears in my eyes. |
Ah jesus, i mustve read it all about 50 times now and im still in fits of laughter every time i see it
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ROFL, Missus thinks I need a vist to the funny farm.
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PMSL !!!
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