Paulo P

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I stumbled on this while surfing the british-cars board this guy needs locking up [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

scoobysug

What a disgusting tw@t, imagine wanting to terminate the poor little tiddles just because she slept on his roof, psychopath!
I am sure there are much more humane options he could pursue, such as supergluing a dog to his roof or something, to act as a deterant?

brickboy

You don't need to kill 'em -- I did the little b@st@rd that scratched the bonnet of my B V8 with a super soaker filled with a mild ammonia solution. It never sat on it again. Job done

brickboy

Bravo -- no worries with the Germans, you just take their towel off the roof of your car. Then they don't sleep there

TelBoy

Some extreme views there!

Did like the point about the hypocricy of lavishing affection on a pet, but at the same time happily eating killed animals at mealtimes.

Does take a bit of explaining that one, doesn't it? I'm sure the pet owners can come up with reams of reasons/excuses, but at the end of the day it's hard to defend that in my opinion.

beemerboy

left my comment on there.....

BB

Badger Stuffer

Superglue thumbtacks all over your roof and bonnet.

Problem solved and you will have a "Unusal" mod.

Peanuts

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BB, unfortunately I missed the oppurtunity to abuse the french, concentrating mainly on our man the cat hater, but funny all the same..

old joke about the difference between toast and the french?

TelBoy

Peanuts, seeing as you obviously feel very stongly about this, are you vegetarian?

scoobysug

Careful Badger, you'll get the thread sent to "Styling" if you're not careful!

NACRO

It has to be a wind-up, no-one would kill a little kitty cat surely?

tiggers

Did you see the bit about spraying the cat with water when it's asleep on the roof, but not to use a pressure washer.

That's nothing to do with harming the cat, but simply that the Elise roof leaks so much the car will be full of water

I know as I had one for a couple of years - loved it though, leaks and all!!

Regards,

tiggers.

P.S> If he is serious then I really think he needs help - sick ****!!!

Badger Stuffer

If you spray the cat with water you will scare it and it will take off at high speed.

The problem lays with the fact that it won't get much grip so it will leave loads and loads of scraches as it strugles for grip.

If you don't believe me......try it.

Dan B

My cats have dome some serious scratchin' on my car. fcuckers. if they won't tcut out then I'm phoning the insurance company, they are covered for £750 worth of damages.

logiclee

I put an electric fence around my pond which worked a treat with the local vermin (Sorry Cats)

Suppose it would work for the car until you forgot to turn it off in the morning and tried to get into the car.

Lee

Cupramax

Pity they didn't try that for themselves 50 years ago

NotoriousREV

LOL, that was the funniest thread I've read in a while, and i'm a cat lover.

The "mmmm, belgian chocolates" had me wetting myself

Paulo P

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hmmm that thread just keeps growing

ian_sadler

I'd quite happily nuke the feckin moggy that keeps sleeping on car. Paw prints every where [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

ex-webby

ok...
let's calm this down before it turns in to a "cat killer" thread like the last one.

-=Buzz=-

this guy needs locking up??

Its only a cat ffs - I don't go round firebombing people who step on spiders just because I keep tarantulas - what is WRONG with you people?