Badger Stuffer

I'm toying with sending this letter out to try and get work, any thoughts? The letter will be addressed to: THE MOST GULLIBLE PERSON IN THE COMPANY.


Dear Schmuck,
As you are the most gullible person in your company I would like to request a job from you. I am obviously a stone cold genius and you should hire me immediately.

Ideally I would like to work from home and not really have too many conversations with your people. Payments can be made in cash, I will send a man to collect. I was thinking 50k basic as I have a mortgage and a son on the way.

Look forward to hearing from you. You are my new best friend.

Love Jason!



[Edited by Badger Stuffer - 7/24/2003 3:06:25 PM]

daiscooby

If I was to offer slight critique it would be the term
"schmuck", you could try:

Wankstain
Tossrag
Nipple Dick
Blob Rag

These will be far more endearing to a future employer IMHO

beemerboy

dai, dont hold back mate, tell it how it is...!!!

BB

daiscooby

Daz
I was going to add and your daughter tastes of chicken and ronks of tuna, but I thought that might be in questionable taste.

Leslie

Is this going to the Chief Constable?

Badger Stuffer

**** NO!

I got my day 1 interview date this morning.

12th August.

For tests, physical and first interview.

18 days to get fitter and smarter.

Leslie

Good luck

Les