Got a date (maybe) need some (sensible) advice
18 July 2003, 10:44 PM
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Hi guys n girls.
I have finally told that lump of lard that lives in my house to just f*k off. Problem 1 out the way.
Now i have been matched up with this HOT looking chick (no - not the nudey one from work) Having been on dates before I never seem to come across well. I am by nature quite shy but once you get me going there is no stopping me.
I get kinda intimidated by stunning women and get a bit of a complex on etc.
However with dates, i dunno what to say, or ought. Just need some good advice. I mean I *think* I have plenty to talk about, having travelled, wierd and wonderful things etc but what the 'kin hell do i say ?
Just some general advice please peeps.
[Edited by Stueyb - 18/07/2003 22:46:33]
I have finally told that lump of lard that lives in my house to just f*k off. Problem 1 out the way.
Now i have been matched up with this HOT looking chick (no - not the nudey one from work) Having been on dates before I never seem to come across well. I am by nature quite shy but once you get me going there is no stopping me.
I get kinda intimidated by stunning women and get a bit of a complex on etc.
However with dates, i dunno what to say, or ought. Just need some good advice. I mean I *think* I have plenty to talk about, having travelled, wierd and wonderful things etc but what the 'kin hell do i say ?
Just some general advice please peeps.
[Edited by Stueyb - 18/07/2003 22:46:33]
18 July 2003, 10:51 PM
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if you click then it'll just flow, must women are good talkers anyhow 
(zips up his flame suit). ask her what hobbies/interests she has/does, talk about work, where shes traveled.
mike
(zips up his flame suit). ask her what hobbies/interests she has/does, talk about work, where shes traveled.mike
18 July 2003, 10:51 PM
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Hey, eveyone thinks of themselves with a certain amount underestimation.
Just chill and let things flow.
If you try too hard it'll be obvious.
Be you and see how it goes.
BOL
Just chill and let things flow.
If you try too hard it'll be obvious.
Be you and see how it goes.
BOL
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18 July 2003, 11:06 PM
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Once met a bird all tarted up to the nines in a very posh outfit etc etc asked her what she was drinking - a pint of guiness. **** me i thought. Class bird here lol
19 July 2003, 01:31 AM
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Research and development.
If she has agreed to go on a date with you she must be half interested.
Research:So thats a good start, as the others have said make some chit chat but don't just talk about yourself. Find a subject she has an interest in (you dont have to be interested) if it goes quiet ask her some more questions about herself and interests. Build a folder of information on her and put it to good use, if you don't **** the first date up you will have more of a clue on where to go/what to do together next time.
Development:If she comes back for another date and she feels comfy in her surrounding, you'll get more and you know you got your foot in her door 'so to speak'.
Remember-research her interests so you have some knowlage of her subjects and you can get into a more in depth talk, slip in all those bits like 'I love children, animals and even old people'.
Try avoid stuff like ex-partners, you wont her to know your only thinking about her(not comparing her to your ex-bird).
Sorry aboot the speeling
If she has agreed to go on a date with you she must be half interested.
Research:So thats a good start, as the others have said make some chit chat but don't just talk about yourself. Find a subject she has an interest in (you dont have to be interested) if it goes quiet ask her some more questions about herself and interests. Build a folder of information on her and put it to good use, if you don't **** the first date up you will have more of a clue on where to go/what to do together next time.
Development:If she comes back for another date and she feels comfy in her surrounding, you'll get more and you know you got your foot in her door 'so to speak'.
Remember-research her interests so you have some knowlage of her subjects and you can get into a more in depth talk, slip in all those bits like 'I love children, animals and even old people'.
Try avoid stuff like ex-partners, you wont her to know your only thinking about her(not comparing her to your ex-bird).
Sorry aboot the speeling
19 July 2003, 08:58 AM
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Ask her if she comes here often, and then tell her the weather`s been nice lately Cant fail....
Then if she`s still receptive after that, Im with ID and say you should jam it in her ***
Cant fail....Then if she`s still receptive after that, Im with ID and say you should jam it in her ***
19 July 2003, 10:24 AM
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Do the old "my mate is always trying to have **** sex with his girlfriend"
Her - either "errrgh, that's disgusting" - you "I agree, it's horrible"
or her "it's not so bad
" - you "well, I guess it wouldn't do any harm to try it "
Gordo
Her - either "errrgh, that's disgusting" - you "I agree, it's horrible"
or her "it's not so bad
" - you "well, I guess it wouldn't do any harm to try it "Gordo
19 July 2003, 02:37 PM
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last time I had to *hit* on a burd, I invited her to my place after work for a cup o tea, it was on her way home, then I persueded her to have a glass of red instead and then opened the bottle near her and tipped loads down her top
of it comes, out they come, my jaw, on the deck
anyways, she wears my top home and thats the second date sorted
"hi, can I come round and get my gear back".. genius...
Glad to have helped you...
are you gonna stick it in the trap2?
of it comes, out they come, my jaw, on the deck
anyways, she wears my top home and thats the second date sorted
"hi, can I come round and get my gear back".. genius...
Glad to have helped you...
are you gonna stick it in the trap2?
19 July 2003, 02:52 PM
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there seems to be a strong **** flavour goin on in this thread - whatever happened to the joys of getting to know someone, the feelings excitement as the next date draws near,that fist time you get your hand on the vertical smile etc......
19 July 2003, 05:05 PM
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Be as positive as possible on the first date - be light hearted and fun, but not OTT.
Don't reveal too much about yourself. Leave a bit of mystery, and don't spill your guts out about anything.
Don't discuss any ex-girlfriends. At all.
If you go for a meal make sure you pay for the whole thing. That's just my opinion, and I know others will disagree, but I think the guy should pay. Old fashioned and I'm only 26!
Don't reveal too much about yourself. Leave a bit of mystery, and don't spill your guts out about anything.
Don't discuss any ex-girlfriends. At all.
If you go for a meal make sure you pay for the whole thing. That's just my opinion, and I know others will disagree, but I think the guy should pay. Old fashioned and I'm only 26!
19 July 2003, 05:28 PM
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I'll nver forget a fella I knew telling me about this bird he got off with(was 15 at the time).He told me"I had 2 up her c*** and one up her trumper,she f***in loved it.
