Guess what I have just eaten....
#1
A MOTH, ARGGHHHHHHHHH
Sat here on the net, screen attracts large Moth so I swat Moth, Moth lands in my pint (though I didnt notice) of mineral water and I drain the last 1/4 in one go, I realise what has happened as it slides down my throat still fluttering, feel disgusting now and am also about to run upstairs and get my Atkins book to find out what carbs are in a domestic Moth, it was a sizeable one as well, not the little flaky thinks that die on the windowsill and not the big Vulcan bomber nightime bathroom terror ones, somewhere in between.
Sat here on the net, screen attracts large Moth so I swat Moth, Moth lands in my pint (though I didnt notice) of mineral water and I drain the last 1/4 in one go, I realise what has happened as it slides down my throat still fluttering, feel disgusting now and am also about to run upstairs and get my Atkins book to find out what carbs are in a domestic Moth, it was a sizeable one as well, not the little flaky thinks that die on the windowsill and not the big Vulcan bomber nightime bathroom terror ones, somewhere in between.
#2
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It probably was reading the net with you!! It was fancying a quiet web browse after stomping all over 5 dog turds, 3 cow pats and a drunks vomit ................................. and you go and kill the poor thing!!
Pete
Pete
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Mr. Lewis:
"I still favour the dogs turds and stuff myself!!"
Thank you for sharing that piece of information. Be careful, your children will use this kind of information to sanction you and take away your house......
Steve.
"I still favour the dogs turds and stuff myself!!"
Thank you for sharing that piece of information. Be careful, your children will use this kind of information to sanction you and take away your house......
Steve.
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Thank you for sharing that piece of information. Be careful, your children will use this kind of information to sanction you and take away your house......
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