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10 July 2003, 11:27 AM
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go to anti-motivation classes? Following redundancies I'm now doing the work of 3 people and my boss has just given me a bollocking for not answering an e-mail he sent yesterday (to which I replied "I'll look at the figures as soon as I can"). So now do I:
a) sit on Scoobynet all day thinking "bugger it, I'll get a bollocking anyway"
b) change jobs
c) ignore him completely?
a) sit on Scoobynet all day thinking "bugger it, I'll get a bollocking anyway"
b) change jobs
c) ignore him completely?
10 July 2003, 11:57 AM
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Some advice .............
1) Do all three.
2) Don't p1ss in his coffee, put Ex-lax in his coffee and watch him **** himself unconcious.
3) ********** into a condom, tie it up and put it in his coat pocket. You could add a tube of KY for alternative slant
4) Find his mobile number, find a fax machine with auto resend. Add one to the other and send blank sheets of paper.
5) Add his e:mail address to a variety of SPAM and Gay **** websites. He will be bombarded.
6) Report his car stolen to the police.
If you require further dirty tricks, please advise.
1) Do all three.
2) Don't p1ss in his coffee, put Ex-lax in his coffee and watch him **** himself unconcious.
3) ********** into a condom, tie it up and put it in his coat pocket. You could add a tube of KY for alternative slant
4) Find his mobile number, find a fax machine with auto resend. Add one to the other and send blank sheets of paper.
5) Add his e:mail address to a variety of SPAM and Gay **** websites. He will be bombarded.
6) Report his car stolen to the police.
If you require further dirty tricks, please advise.
10 July 2003, 12:02 PM
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I told him to **** off he's bottom priority, customers come first. He couldn't argue with that, so now he's of my back I'm going to get revenge by doing as little as possible all day.
Petty, moi?
Petty, moi?
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10 July 2003, 12:57 PM
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LOL, he's no doubt in the same position as you,less staff but same workload, his boss is on his tail for data/work or whatever. We always attribute too much power to our managers and supervisors, they are just workers with bosses too......
10 July 2003, 01:16 PM
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Puff,
Your bike is wonderful mate, although it's led an easy life, I don't seem to have much time to enjoy it at the moment.
I'm about ready to rip the alarm off it though, it's killed the new battery I put on it when I bought the bike off you and flattened it's replacement twice [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
I still smile when I see the Reg plate though, is that sad?
Camk, nope, by boss owns the company, I was a senior manager, now I'm the only employee except the book keeper and the boss is NEVER here. On the rare occasins he shows up, he spends his time messing with irrelevent things and shows no interest in the day to day stuff, when he's not here he wants to know everything in minute detail. It drives me mad
Your bike is wonderful mate, although it's led an easy life, I don't seem to have much time to enjoy it at the moment.
I'm about ready to rip the alarm off it though, it's killed the new battery I put on it when I bought the bike off you and flattened it's replacement twice [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
I still smile when I see the Reg plate though, is that sad?
Camk, nope, by boss owns the company, I was a senior manager, now I'm the only employee except the book keeper and the boss is NEVER here. On the rare occasins he shows up, he spends his time messing with irrelevent things and shows no interest in the day to day stuff, when he's not here he wants to know everything in minute detail. It drives me mad