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Old 07 July 2003, 01:14 PM
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Ok so we have a Moonpie, Trixie la la, Brooklyn and now....

Actress Shannyn Sossamon, 23, gave birth to a baby boy on May 29 in Los Angeles; the father is writer Dallas Clayton. Ensuring that their child will be teased mercilessly, they have named him Audio Science Clayton. It's a fitting name since it was back in 1999, while helping a friend D.J. at a birthday party for Gwyneth Paltrow, that Shannyn was discovered by a casting agent. She has since acted in such films as "A Knight's Tale," "40 Days & 40 Nights" and "Rules of Attraction."
Old 07 July 2003, 01:26 PM
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I can beat that .......This is a no bull**** name as well.

The fathers name is Bill Kerr ...... i think you can see what is coming ..

yes you guessed it

Sons name is Wayne .........Wayne Kerr ..... He is mid twenties now so it aint quite so bad as when he was a lad
Old 07 July 2003, 01:30 PM
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I got a cple, knew a kid called Wayne King, and a mate at schools dad was Arthur Lemon.
Old 07 July 2003, 01:34 PM
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Gary & phil Nevilles dad...........Neville Neville......not ****, why!?

There are many people named Michael Hunt......or Mike Hunt.
Old 07 July 2003, 01:41 PM
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Dan Dare used to pay by credit card quite often in the shop I managed.
Old 07 July 2003, 01:48 PM
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Two boy's in Pontypool, surname Williams, christian names are Bronco and Laramee.

Lads I was in the Army with:
Headly Dent
Denton Clutterbuck
Denver Edwards
Paris Mullins

Lad I worked with:
Warren Organ, seriously,

Parents dont think, saddling a poor child with a name not of his or her choosing, and that has to stay with them for life, deed poll exempting.
Old 07 July 2003, 01:49 PM
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Where I work the is one fella called Joe Kerr and another called Joe Keane !!!

Windyboy.
Old 07 July 2003, 01:51 PM
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Annette Curtain and Rudolph Hooker always make me smile.
Old 07 July 2003, 01:57 PM
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Slightly OT, but many years ago there was a page over the works tanoy system for a Mr U. K. Laylee...

Office has about 500 people working in it.
Old 07 July 2003, 02:05 PM
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http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html
check out the names on this site lol , sorry i don't know how to make it a clicky !!
Old 07 July 2003, 02:05 PM
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Use to go kayaking in Maidenhead with a guy called Dick Hardon
Old 07 July 2003, 02:06 PM
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click for the silly names site
Old 07 July 2003, 02:12 PM
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I work with a chap called Joe King.
Old 07 July 2003, 02:43 PM
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Bloke in the year below me at school, Eric Chun.
Old 07 July 2003, 02:45 PM
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There was a that chap worked in HR @ NatWest Goodmans Fields - Wayne John
Old 07 July 2003, 02:48 PM
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We used to call a bloke F.a.t C.u.n.t but I dont this his parents called him that
Old 07 July 2003, 02:52 PM
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I saw a bloke called Mycroft once.
Old 07 July 2003, 03:03 PM
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i know a chap called Darren Bates....no not really funny untill u think when he was a kid he was... Master Bates
Old 07 July 2003, 03:17 PM
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I delivered a package once and the guy on the desk signed his name William Shakespeare. So I asked him to sign again seriously with his real name. Guess what....

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Old 07 July 2003, 04:21 PM
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Worked with a Michael Hunt, strangely he insisted on being called 'Michael', he hated to be called 'Mike'.

Spoke once to a Russell Sprout, he had called my office to enquire about getting a mortgage. Didn't believe it was name until I received a completed application form duly signed R.Sprout......
Old 07 July 2003, 04:22 PM
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mates dad is called Ivor Wigley.. hard as nails so don't laugh in his presence.

Saw a bit inthe mirror that last year 2 girls were christened latrine and one Chlymidia (sp?)
Old 07 July 2003, 06:15 PM
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I had a friend, Jerry Head who had a brother called "Ricky"

A few other ficticios ones;
Hugh Janus or his mate Hugh Jarse
Norma Snipples


Old 07 July 2003, 08:19 PM
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I know of a Dwain Pipe.
Old 07 July 2003, 08:26 PM
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Seymour Bush

had me in stitches for ages when I was told about someone having to ring him up

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Old 07 July 2003, 11:51 PM
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Used to have a client called Mr. De'ath and another called Franny A'bear.

Not rude but still used to make i laff
Old 08 July 2003, 12:07 AM
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Hey Spoon S'pose, you know Dwain's mate then, Ruth Tile ??
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