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Old 21 May 2003, 11:17 AM
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A woman who is worried her husband might leave her if she loses her looks has insured her face for £100,000.
Sorry to have to inform you luv, but it's alreadytoolate

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Old 21 May 2003, 11:21 AM
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haha lol at UB....

with the old beer-goggles on though,
after a few pints mate.......
Old 21 May 2003, 11:21 AM
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In order to claim on the policy Mrs Jones will have to be declared unattractive by a panel of 10 builders
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Old 21 May 2003, 11:23 AM
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As P T Barnum said, there's one born every minute.

I'm off to find me some gullible, insecure people and prey on their fears. I'll be a millionire before lunch.
Old 21 May 2003, 11:23 AM
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Hey I'd marry her, she's got £100,000 in the bank
Old 21 May 2003, 02:00 PM
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LOL This was on the local news at lunchtime and she really ain't all that.

Her old man (only saw a piccy of him, he's too embarrassed to talk about it) was no oil painting either, i reckon he got lucky finding this one.
Old 21 May 2003, 02:10 PM
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now bulldog chewing wasps wood b putting it a bit strongly
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Old 21 May 2003, 02:50 PM
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Oh dear! What a silly silly girl! You cannot stop the process of getting old, it's a fact of nature.

I wonder if her hubby did say it as a joke or if he meant it, she's taken things a little bit to heart to be honest.
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Well i have just insured myself for the same thing, (me bloke) i know 10 builders, give it a couple of weeks, i'll have a ton grand, give the brickies a grand each, sorted.

what a muppet she is.

edited 4 speelinggggggg

[Edited by lpski1 - 5/21/2003 2:55:42 PM]
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