Make sure he's dead!!
30 April 2003, 11:32 AM
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls
to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency
services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The
operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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30 April 2003, 12:18 PM
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30 April 2003, 12:37 PM
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Rockin Thru will like that one
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30 April 2003, 01:24 PM
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How old are you Pete? Apparently that joke was first written on the bottom bit of the shroud of turin
30 April 2003, 01:25 PM
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...and Pete wrote it......
LOL
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30 April 2003, 04:43 PM
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It takes my old weary mind a long, long time to remember these days - be gentle with me!!
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30 April 2003, 05:34 PM
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Avi - SIAL - like it!
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30 April 2003, 06:02 PM
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30 April 2003, 06:07 PM
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Yes, I got it too - BUT is it relevant here, other than its a bit of an OLD joke itself??
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30 April 2003, 06:48 PM
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Appalling joke Pete. Got that from the Crack-a-joke book?
30 April 2003, 06:50 PM
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He stole it from Bob Monkhouse
30 April 2003, 07:26 PM
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Leave Me ALONE!!!!!
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01 May 2003, 08:58 AM
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It is old and has been posted many many times
Therefore
SIAL
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01 May 2003, 09:20 AM
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Better not give up your day job Mr. Lewis, thats two completely tragic humdingers in one week, lol........
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