47 NAT

...I need to get a few people this year as I wasnt about last year, so it needs to be good

Nath

EE P B

**** in a paper bag, set it on fire, leave it on their doorstep and ring the door bell.

Happy stamping

[Edited by EE P B - 3/30/2003 5:24:17 PM]

dhorwich

cling film over the toilet...under the seat.

Dan

47 NAT

Lol

Any more I know its nasty but I wa thinking of some NIP's or somthing along that line...

Nath

timisaledge

9v battery in a urinal or toilet make sure the connecting ends are under the water, gives a nasty shock

[Edited by timisaledge - 3/30/2003 7:48:16 PM]

fast bloke

about 10 minutes after you leave for work, get a M8 to call your girlfriend and tell her you have been killed in an RTA. Turn your mobile off until lunchtime.

UFO

Fill an empty bottle of gin with water, but not all the way to the top (so nobody thinks about the seal being broken) take it out with your lunch and offer it around, before anyone else drinks theirs, down the whole thing and act really drunk, providing you have relatively intelligent mates, who don’t forget about you and drink the water anyway, they'll be on the phone to the hospital within seconds.

"Stomach pump please"

jimbob2

Put coffee granules in the shower head. Priceless.

Paulo P

iTrader: (42)

lol @ fast bloke

Markus

FB - hmm, well, that will make sure you don't get any for at least, oooh, EVER!

Humor, it's so subjective

Reffro

Fill a large dustbin full of water, hang your **** over the edge and take a constitutional in there, then carefully prop the bin up against the door of the offending person. When they open the door, your deposit will surf into the room on a tidal wave of water......

Luke

Watch this thread the moment Astra gets wind....

astraboy

who me?

astraboy.
P.S. LOL @ Reffro's one

astraboy

Call the local motuary and report your victim dead. Arrage to have the "body" picked up at his place of work.
astraboy.

XT

is this true?


cos if it is, i'm gonna use a 12v car battery!!!

astraboy

Put every phone in the building through to your victims. Make sure you do your own as well to avoid suspision...

astraboy.

astraboy

phone up your victim (remember to disguise your voice) and say the following.
"This is the phone engineer, there is a fault with this line, please do not answer any calls for the next 20 minutes otherwise there is a high chance the person will be electocuted, the problem is being worked on, we will call you when it is fixed"
Then slam the phone down.
Wait a few minutes, then call back and say the following:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

astraboy.

astraboy

get all your mates to call your victim and ask to speak to "jack" make sure they all do it several times, each time asking for "jack".
After a few hours, he should be apopleptic with rageat the mere mention of the name Jack. At this point you phone him up and say:
Hi, Its Jack are there any messages for me?"

astraboy.

astraboy

Is your victim a red wine drinker? If so get some Neutral Red, a water soluble, crystalline, red dye. Mix some into the persons wine and wait for them to have a pee. (Nuetral Red comes out as red as it goes in, and people have a tendancy to get really nervous when they start pissing what they think is blood!)

astraboy.

astraboy

Get a few copies of his business card. Hopefully, it has his home phone number on it. Go to your local red-light district and pass them out to the girls (or guys) saying "Call me some time."

astraboy.

timisaledge

in regards to the 9v battery gag i got it out of FHM's 100 greatest pranks, suppose it does work as the water becomes live and some1 having a number1 will have a shock as the current travels up the stream of pee, nasty