Facts of life......
13 February 2003, 11:58 AM
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Man who run in front of car get tired. 
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
13 February 2003, 12:36 PM
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