I_dont_giveafvk

is it against the law to stick razor blades under the door handle of your car so somone checkin to see if its unlocked planning to nick it will have a shok

SWRTWannabe

Given that the law seems more geared to protecting the criminal, I would say that is probably is illegal. Nice idea though

Jerome

I would say yes.

A security guard successfully prosecuted someone who wired up their car door handles to give a shock to anyone touching them.

I_dont_giveafvk

i know someone is trying my door handle as been dusting it everynight with talc and its getting fingered, am getting fecked off with it and want to sort it as each time they do it its settin the alarm off

why wont these ******* leave my feckin car alone

TopBanana

They'll only kick your headlights in if you do this

Mice_Elf

Yes, it's illegal. That's considered unnecessary force...

Can't have the poor thieving scum hurting themselves now, can we?

mj

why do an all night stakeout with a couple of mates......the rest is up to your discretion / how long you want to be put away for.

chiark

Illegal without doubt, more's the pity...

jonny gav

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put some poo under the handles instead

or some of that ink stuff that doesn't wash off for weeks!

[Edited by jonny gav - 1/31/2003 3:06:53 PM]

Paulo P

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Engineers blue is good stuff It never comes off

Paul

Dr Hu

Common Assault with Intent - big trouble - sorry.

On a bad day could even be classed as GBH.

skiddus_markus

I like the sh** idea.Shame you'll have to clean it off afterwards.A black widow spider could make a nice little home there too,just buy some bananas from a ceratin supermarket.

Katana

This is better:

Click on the link..





[Edited by Katana - 1/31/2003 4:55:59 PM]

what would scooby do

Wait in the bushes and batter the coonts with a baseball bat - then nick their wallets, claim you where robbing them, that they made you scared and claim a million squid compensation.

skiddus_markus

How big are your door handles?

Katana

Look at the video dude, them camel spiders can fit inside really small and tight places.

Crush

I like the stake out idea.

Instead of beating the hell out of them (which IS a good idea) Take some sneaky snapshots of them.

Photgraphic evidence, that goes a long way

Dracoro

Put superglue on your door handles! Then the would be thief can't get away from your car.

Only issue is if the theif doesn't come, you forget that you put glue on the handle ans stick yourself to the car

pslewis

Razor Blade is fine as long as you put up a prominent sign giving warning - isnt it??

Pete

spider

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Pete - not in this green and pleasant land it isn't any more.

Some solicitors now use the tack of "putting the sign up means you knew all about the danger to others so you're liable".

I think there's been a case where someone attempting to break in to a house got attacked by the owner's dog. There were signs up saying "beware of the fierce dog" or similar and they tried to sue the guy for having a known dangerous animal. If there was no sign, it would be their tough luck!!

Crazy isn't it?!

Can't we just kill these thieving b@st@rds and drop them in one of your reactors - let the do gooders try to fish out the evidence!!

Cheers,
Steve

moses

good idea mate but what if one of our own families do it by mistake

Pavlo

Door handle that triggers giant catapult?

Click, WHOOOOOAAAAAaaaaaaa....................thud