paulr

We have this guy who every Monday boasts about how many cheseburgers he eats per visit over the weekend....
Apparently he went to McDonalds last weekend and ordered 19 double-cheeseburgers.He ate 15 in the car and 4 on the way home......

Yeah right...

Is it just me or does every office have one

medders

Theres one here. Real to$$er. He can throw a bowling ball at 85mph apparently

marty_t3

My old office had one....

The guy said he kept up with a cossie on the motorway in his clapped H plate BMW 318i. He also said he had a shot of a Trans-am that had a "massive" 3000cc engine putting out a "huge" 300hp and would hit 60 in under 3 seconds. He applied for another job in the same company and claimed he had a degree in business management yet everyone knew he was a plumber who didn't finish high school.

He was affectionately known as the tw@.

Crush

We have about 280 of them here . I can't stand the people here

There really is a guy here that could do that many cheeseburgers too!

NotoriousREV

We have one here, unfortunately it's me

Andy Tang

iTrader: (3)

Easy to sort out:

Buy 20 double cheeseburgers, and tell him that you'll give £100 if he can do it, but for everyone he can't eat he has to give you £20!!

Set a time limit though! Surprising how many people won't do it!!!

TelBoy

Ssshhhh NREV, you're not talking to anyone, remember??

Nixs

My old housemate at Uni was a total billy bull$hit.

Never pulled more than a muscle while he was at Uni, but as soon as he went back home for a weekend he come back boasting about all the girls he'd pulled and how fit they were.

Hours of entertainment for me and my other housemates though. Sometimes his lies were so bad I felt embarrassed for him

NotoriousREV

TelBoy,

Having gone on a killing rampage at the weekend, my outlook on life and other people has brightened. Of course, eating 20 cheeseburgers also helped

paulr

LOL @ Nixs.........

RE:the 20 double cheese burgers,he was actually asking about the film "Cool hand Luke "the other day,asking how many eggs he ate/in how long?

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red_dog104

Unfortunately, our office sh*tter has left but before he did he informed us that his dad had given him half of his "multi million pound" company to run, his clapped out 1.6 Capri had a 4.5 litre turbo engine in it ???? and that he was going to live in Poland?!?! Bull (he's unemployed and still lives in the same place he did before he left a year ago!!!)

Anything anyone owned or had done, he had one bigger and better or he'd done something more daring etc! Someone actually said to him, "I suppose your cat is blacker than mine then"! It went straight over his head. Some people just try too hard to be popular!!

LG John

ROTFLMAO!!! Me and my mates have managed about 27mph MAX and we were really trying and clearly braking the rules! 85mph my ***!! It would shatter the pins for a start.

I've never understood people that make things up or exaggerate stuff. Worryingly it seems to be a common trait I just can't understand cause they must feel like total muppets when they get rumbled!

ScoobyWon't

I watched my ex-boss eat 14 slices of toast, 8 rashers of bacon, 8 eggs, a tin of baked beans then stop at McDs to eat 6 quarter pounders before going on to drink 10 pints of Stella in the local.

That was the true bit - the rest of his boasts are crap, he seems to think he's a gangster/dealer/pimp!

ScoobyWon't

I watched my ex-boss eat 14 slices of toast, 8 rashers of bacon, 8 eggs, a tin of baked beans then stop at McDs to eat 6 quarter pounders before going on to drink 10 pints of Stella in the local.

That was the true bit - the rest of his boasts are crap, he seems to think he's a gangster/dealer/pimp!

Crush

LMAO! That's the best lie i've heard in a long time I wish I had people like that around. These stories crack me up!

Badger Stuffer

When he tells you thet...

Just say "I know....I saw you do it"

This will then make you the biggest bullsh1ter in the office and steal his crown.....

XT

I have one but he is not in my office, he is at the University. He is Greek(same nationality as me) and apparently during the 1995 Acropolis Rally, Colin McRae took him for a spin with his rally car in Athens just after the Rally finish. His father owns Subaru Greece(i checked that and his father is a employee at a small subaru dealership in the outskirts of Athens. He also does 200 push-ups every morning. He claims that he bought his brand new Pentium 4 Hewlett-Packard Laptop for 300 quid from a warehouse. He also claims that he owns a 4 bedroom house in Lewisham(the thing is that when i went to that house, ALL the letters and bills were posted to his uncle's name).
Need to say more?????

BOB.T

Got a right tosser here, do a search for Office smartarse

His most recent one was, He PDI'd a BMW M1, we've proved it to be a crock of sh*t! Only 454 were ever built worldwide, and a lot were raced. They were built between 1980 and 1982 yet he claims to have registered it in 94, hmm? He also says you fill them up in the boot, we've got pics clearly showing the filler neck in the 1/4 panel. And besides all that he could only of been 22-23 years old at the time yet they let him loose with expensive, rare exotica

What makes it more annoying is we now do the same job but he's on 2 grand more than me[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

BOB.T

Ah that's nowt, McCrae went to see my mate, for no reason, at work, took him and the lads out in the rally car, Carl Foggy came down on his race bike and David Coulthard came in in his McLaren prepped A class Merc

This was at a BMW dealership btw

XT

we should bring in touch your bullshi*ter and mine....


edited to correct spelling


[Edited by XT - 1/29/2003 4:22:12 PM]

bros2

There was a similar thread to this some months back, that had me in stitches. Had a lot to do with planes, I recall.