buddy

Heres a corker for you.....
I was out clubbing last week and spotted two birds at the bar, one a stunning blonde, and the other one fat and ugly.I went up to the stunning blonde and said do you like dancing? to which she immediately replied yes, I said oh good well you go and dance while I talk to your mate!...........

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Shaun

The word "Bellend", springs to mind!

Shaun.

BarryK

When you offered to get in the blonde's knicerks I bet she declined on the grounds there was already one ar$ehole in them.

buddy

THANKS D!!!

buddy

HAVE YOUTHREE GOT FAT WIVES?

Diablo

LOL

Bud, it WAS funny (if somewhat insensitive) the way it was, but even funnier my way, don't you think????

After all, if you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at

D

The Zohan

1 tip - Do not call them BIRDS!



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buddy

Any suggestions paul
bud,

Shark

Don't use this line -

Thats a nice pair of legs - what time do they open?



David

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The Zohan

How about

My face is leaving in ten minutes - make sure you're on it.

You don't sweat much for a fat lass (big girl)

Would you like me to introduce you to about four million of my friends.

Suppose a Sh&gs out of the question - bit direct maybe?




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The Zohan

Oh dear, i should know better than to get drawn into this one!

This has that MUPPET type feel to it..

Time to move it to where it truly belong Mr Moderator sir -PLEASE!!!




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Diablo

Yup, Blow Dog, here's one for ya!