Carolyn T-S

So what is a girl to do, off on a jolly to Omaha, without scooby or the husband.

If any of you know Omaha, have you any tips for keeping a girl amused for a couple of weeks ?

I've already checked all the ski resorts in Colorado and none will be open in time

KimA

Carolyn,

Without the Scooby - oh dear! Suggest plenty of drinking. Failing that - shop till you drop!

Seriously, never been, but someone here must have - come on guys.

Have a good time.
Kim

Colin Berry

So what is a girl to do, off on a jolly to Omaha, without the husband

Have a damn good time I would think?

Diablo

Send me a ticket

BarryK

Make a note of the odometer reading on your car. Leave some of your underwear in the glove compartment and various other odd places you might look and make sure the car stinks of your fave perfume.

That'll make sure "he" behaves and the car stays where it is!!

Have you tried this posting on the North American I-Club board?

Dave T-S

So - the husband's viewpoint:

Two weeks of leaving all the bog seats up when I feel like it

Two weeks of sitting on the bog with a car mag for 20 mins not feeling guilty or being timed

Two weeks of junk food of my choice

Two weeks of uninterrupted internet searching - strictly in the interests of science of course

Two weeks of being able to channel flip continuously on Sky

Two weeks of not tripping over the pile of clothes/shoes on the floor on her side of the bed

Two weeks of not being "persuaded" to do the chores on the to do list

Two weeks of not being woken up by having the bedclothes stolen/wife talking in sleep (remember that after you return dear)/grinding teeth

Oh dear what a bind....

(Just remember my precious you started this thread not me.....)

Diablo - you...don't...want...the...ticket...that...badly

Barry K - got my own scooby - don't need to drive hers (unless it's got more petrol in)!!

The Zohan

David T S

You've not really been looking forward to this or put much thoughts into 'what to do' now have you.

Good list - top bloke

By the way you may have missed out - two weeks of going out on the pull in your '***** magnet'

BarryK

It's not "***** Magnet" it's "F**** Magnet".

BarryK

Hey it censored the late great cook, Ms Craddock's christian name.

The Zohan

Forgive my ignorance - FANNY - hope i did not put my foot in it - OHH ERR!

Diablo

Dave T-S

Guess you won't be getting any for a while after that lot

Dave T-S

Paul Habgood - Libel's libel - but can't be shot for your thoughts yet

Put your foot in it - in what - not been reading those German bongo mags again have you??

BarryK - might have known you're busy working again!!

Carolyn T-S

Diablo - Ticket on its way

DTS - Divorce petition in the post (oh, nice to see you are busy at work again and you also forget to add two weeks of doing your own ironing)

Has there ever been a domestic on scoobynet before ?

Dave T-S

Diablo - make sure your life insurance is well topped up.

CTS - The ironing's in your suitcase. Have a busy weekend (why do you think I offered to pack your case for you?)

Oh - busy? - while you're writing that post at home i've only just left the office

Has there been a domestic on Scoobynet before? - there has now!!