Charlie Dimmock
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Guys, sorry about the gloating, but;
Just spent a most enjoyable night/morning/afternoon with a 19 year old bedroom gymnast. .
Met her at my mates wedding yesterday and the rest as they say is history!!
or should that be history in the making?
The girl is a professional dancer and therefore everything was very FIRM and pointing North, not South ala Charlie Dimmock. OK, so i'm 27 and am gonna be ribbed about craddle snatching etc. etc. but hey, it's me who's having the last laugh!!
Jealous? U should be!
Waaaahhhhhhaaaaaayyyyyyyy
Chris
Just spent a most enjoyable night/morning/afternoon with a 19 year old bedroom gymnast. .
Met her at my mates wedding yesterday and the rest as they say is history!!
or should that be history in the making?
The girl is a professional dancer and therefore everything was very FIRM and pointing North, not South ala Charlie Dimmock. OK, so i'm 27 and am gonna be ribbed about craddle snatching etc. etc. but hey, it's me who's having the last laugh!!
Jealous? U should be!
Waaaahhhhhhaaaaaayyyyyyyy
Chris
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trouble these days is they all look much older than they really are !
dancers are certainly fit in the right places
i was married to one for 5 yrs !
chris - njoy m8, u lucky bugger !
dancers are certainly fit in the right places
i was married to one for 5 yrs !
chris - njoy m8, u lucky bugger !
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Charlie Dimmock
Face like a blind cobblers thumb, and chockers even worse.
The ample breast growth in women nowadays is due to the flouride in the water. Ask my neighbour shes 5ft 2" and a 32 DD and they definatley point north GGGRRRARARarrarar, shes a Biologist but now works for changing rooms magazine as an interior designer.
God bless flouride.
Face like a blind cobblers thumb, and chockers even worse.
The ample breast growth in women nowadays is due to the flouride in the water. Ask my neighbour shes 5ft 2" and a 32 DD and they definatley point north GGGRRRARARarrarar, shes a Biologist but now works for changing rooms magazine as an interior designer.
God bless flouride.
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Surely it doesn't matter whether she has mates or any other brand of condom. Whilst on the subject of condoms, how many of you have noticed that the picture on the outside of the machines in pub toilets is usually a Testarossa. How about a picture of a 22B or something?
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Still remember when Frank Skinner Got Charlie to wear that Arsenal kit for a Ray Parlour impression - classic TV!
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Where do you come up with these sayings?
A couple of days ago we had 'handles like a wet bag of squirrels' and now 'face like a blind cobblers thumb'
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PS - Don't really go for Charlie Dimmock always preferred Amanda Holden..
Where do you come up with these sayings?
A couple of days ago we had 'handles like a wet bag of squirrels' and now 'face like a blind cobblers thumb'
Top stuff
Chris
PS - Don't really go for Charlie Dimmock always preferred Amanda Holden..
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Funnily enough I had this conversation with a mate in work earlier this week, he watches garden programme because of Charlie Dimmock blah blah blah.
Personally I'd go for Anna Ryder Richardson from changing rooms, cracking body, good looks, drives a ferrari-can't be bad can it?
David
Personally I'd go for Anna Ryder Richardson from changing rooms, cracking body, good looks, drives a ferrari-can't be bad can it?
David
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No, if were gonna get onto changing rooms it's gotta be Linda Barker for me - legs up to her armpits - although Amanda Holden runs a close second.
For those of you sad enough to have Cable/Sat/Digital (like me), check out Susie Wilks on Changing Rooms Down Under, now there is a body!
I'll get me coat.
Chris
[This message has been edited by CharlieWhiskey (edited 10-06-2000).]
For those of you sad enough to have Cable/Sat/Digital (like me), check out Susie Wilks on Changing Rooms Down Under, now there is a body!
I'll get me coat.
Chris
[This message has been edited by CharlieWhiskey (edited 10-06-2000).]
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Ms Dimmock may well have taken a fall from the ugly tree, hitting most of the branches on the way down - but you wouldn't refuse if she offered a quick slurp on the old porridge gun now would you ?!!
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S'cuse me guys this thread seems to have degenerated somewhat!
I think Charlie adds some 'character' to the programme. I'm not saying she's miss World, but she is definately a welcome addition to Alan and Tommy. The interaction between the 3 of them is great - where they only show Charlie moving heavy barrows etc.
Now please lets keep it clean!
Mick
I think Charlie adds some 'character' to the programme. I'm not saying she's miss World, but she is definately a welcome addition to Alan and Tommy. The interaction between the 3 of them is great - where they only show Charlie moving heavy barrows etc.
Now please lets keep it clean!
Mick
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It's all very interesting, but the whole show presupposes limitless funds and that you are not a cack handed DIY dunderhead.
I fail all these criteria.
I agree, whilst nothing to write home about (hah unlike me!)she does make it worth a blimp though.
I fail all these criteria.
I agree, whilst nothing to write home about (hah unlike me!)she does make it worth a blimp though.
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here's a few more sayings to enjoy in the comfort of your own home...
(this is not in relation to Charlie Dimmock, who I happen to fancy a little... she could play a tune on my pink oboe anyday.. maybe it's an age thing... she's more like my age that is.. maybe even sink her with my silk torpedo (sorry stole that one from the film "Spinal Tap")
..face like a box of frogs..
..face like a ruptured wellie..
and
..bangs like a ****house door
and then , for a different context (that I don't even remember)
..eyes like a ****house rat
and one of my favorites from the "Roger Mellie's (VIZ) Profanisaurus"..
"..Ark Royal landing deck"
(a term to describe the state of the U-bend in a students' house toilet)
oh, and "doppelganger di*k"
for when you have a stiffy so intense, you can see your own reflection in it.
There used to be an interactive version of this on the VIZ website. Think the URL was
(this is not in relation to Charlie Dimmock, who I happen to fancy a little... she could play a tune on my pink oboe anyday.. maybe it's an age thing... she's more like my age that is.. maybe even sink her with my silk torpedo (sorry stole that one from the film "Spinal Tap")
..face like a box of frogs..
..face like a ruptured wellie..
and
..bangs like a ****house door
and then , for a different context (that I don't even remember)
..eyes like a ****house rat
and one of my favorites from the "Roger Mellie's (VIZ) Profanisaurus"..
"..Ark Royal landing deck"
(a term to describe the state of the U-bend in a students' house toilet)
oh, and "doppelganger di*k"
for when you have a stiffy so intense, you can see your own reflection in it.
There used to be an interactive version of this on the VIZ website. Think the URL was
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Originally Posted by Stupot
Im still locked into my affair with Shania Twain. Now she is a real woman.
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Totally agree
Almost flew to NY to see her live (ok she wasn't the reason, just the insentive)
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