S'cuse me must go and get some things sorted before Charlie Dimmock http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif appears on telly!
Mick |
How about you go get a life! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif and a real woman
I have to say that I don't rate Charlie very much as my boobs were bigger than hers before I left school!!!! |
Sorry, It's just that 'Charlie's Programme' err I mean the gardening programme is one that the missus likes to watch too http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
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I don't see what all the fuss is about, she always looks more like a bloke if you ask me.
<I>Which no one did but I've said it now.</I> http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif |
Sorry, not overly impressed either, im with Mike on this http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
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Im still locked into my affair with Shania Twain. Now she is a real woman.
Stupot http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif |
Guys, sorry about the gloating, but;
Just spent a most enjoyable night/morning/afternoon with a 19 year old bedroom gymnast. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif. Met her at my mates wedding yesterday and the rest as they say is history!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif or should that be history in the making? The girl is a professional dancer and therefore everything was very FIRM and pointing North, not South ala Charlie Dimmock. OK, so i'm 27 and am gonna be ribbed about craddle snatching etc. etc. but hey, it's me who's having the last laugh!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif Jealous? U should be! Waaaahhhhhhaaaaaayyyyyyyy Chris |
Ready, Aim.....FIRE! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
You could at least wait until they have left school mate! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif ChrisB. |
trouble these days is they all look much older than they really are !
dancers are certainly fit in the right places http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif i was married to one for 5 yrs ! chris - njoy m8, u lucky bugger ! |
Charlie Dimmock
Face like a blind cobblers thumb, and chockers even worse. The ample breast growth in women nowadays is due to the flouride in the water. Ask my neighbour shes 5ft 2" and a 32 DD and they definatley point north GGGRRRARARarrarar, shes a Biologist but now works for changing rooms magazine as an interior designer. God bless flouride. |
Mick:
For the times when she's not on the telly why not check out this site: |
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Surely it doesn't matter whether she has mates or any other brand of condom. Whilst on the subject of condoms, how many of you have noticed that the picture on the outside of the machines in pub toilets is usually a Testarossa. How about a picture of a 22B or something?
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Because they don't want to make the blokes come too early.... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
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He he, they could put on a pic of a Supra to counter the effect of the 22B http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif
Stu |
Still remember when Frank Skinner Got Charlie to wear that Arsenal kit for a Ray Parlour impression - classic TV!
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Scott
Where do you come up with these sayings? A couple of days ago we had 'handles like a wet bag of squirrels' and now 'face like a blind cobblers thumb' http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif Top stuff Chris PS - Don't really go for Charlie Dimmock always preferred Amanda Holden.. |
Funnily enough I had this conversation with a mate in work earlier this week, he watches garden programme because of Charlie Dimmock blah blah blah.
Personally I'd go for Anna Ryder Richardson from changing rooms, cracking body, good looks, drives a ferrari-can't be bad can it? David |
No, if were gonna get onto changing rooms it's gotta be Linda Barker for me - legs up to her armpits - although Amanda Holden runs a close second. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif
For those of you sad enough to have Cable/Sat/Digital (like me), check out Susie Wilks on Changing Rooms Down Under, now there is a body! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif I'll get me coat. Chris [This message has been edited by CharlieWhiskey (edited 10-06-2000).] |
ChrisL,
Heres some more for yer.....face like a robbers dog and knockers like slate hangers nailbags' http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif |
Ms Dimmock may well have taken a fall from the ugly tree, hitting most of the branches on the way down - but you wouldn't refuse if she offered a quick slurp on the old porridge gun now would you ?!!
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S'cuse me guys this thread seems to have degenerated somewhat!
I think Charlie adds some 'character' to the programme. I'm not saying she's miss World, but she is definately a welcome addition to Alan and Tommy. The interaction between the 3 of them is great - where they only show Charlie moving heavy barrows etc. Now please lets keep it clean! Mick |
It's all very interesting, but the whole show presupposes limitless funds and that you are not a cack handed DIY dunderhead.
I fail all these criteria. I agree, whilst nothing to write home about (hah unlike me!)she does make it worth a blimp though. |
here's a few more sayings to enjoy in the comfort of your own home...
(this is not in relation to Charlie Dimmock, who I happen to fancy a little... she could play a tune on my pink oboe anyday.. maybe it's an age thing... she's more like my age that is.. maybe even sink her with my silk torpedo (sorry stole that one from the film "Spinal Tap") ..face like a box of frogs.. ..face like a ruptured wellie.. and ..bangs like a ****house door and then , for a different context (that I don't even remember) ..eyes like a ****house rat and one of my favorites from the "Roger Mellie's (VIZ) Profanisaurus".. "..Ark Royal landing deck" (a term to describe the state of the U-bend in a students' house toilet) oh, and "doppelganger di*k" for when you have a stiffy so intense, you can see your own reflection in it. There used to be an interactive version of this on the VIZ website. Think the URL was |
removed???
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:D Made me laugh again reading Scott's sayings. Where did you dig this thread up from? :)
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Originally Posted by Stupot
Im still locked into my affair with Shania Twain. Now she is a real woman.
Stupot http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif Totally agree :D :norty: Almost flew to NY to see her live (ok she wasn't the reason, just the insentive) :D |
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