Drive Through Cash Machines
30 September 2002, 12:05 AM
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The HSBC Bank is now installing new 'Drive -Thru' cash point machines at some of their branches, where customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
The following are instructions for their use..
MALE CUSTOMERS
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN number.
4. Enter amount, and withdraw cash.
5. Retrieve card & receipt.
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE CUSTOMERS.
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with machine.
3. Re-start stalled car engine.
4. Wind down car window.
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
6. Turn radio down.
7. Attempt to insert card into machine.
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to excessive distance from car.
9. Insert card.
10. Re-insert card correct way up.
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12. Enter PIN number.
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Check make up in rear view mirror.
16. Retrieve cash and receipt.
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
19. Re-check make up.
20. Drive forwards approx 10 feet.
21. Reverse back to cash machine.
22. Retrieve card.
23. Re-empty handbag, locate purse, place card into card holder.
24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.
25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles.
26. Release handbrake.
The following are instructions for their use..
MALE CUSTOMERS
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN number.
4. Enter amount, and withdraw cash.
5. Retrieve card & receipt.
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE CUSTOMERS.
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with machine.
3. Re-start stalled car engine.
4. Wind down car window.
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
6. Turn radio down.
7. Attempt to insert card into machine.
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to excessive distance from car.
9. Insert card.
10. Re-insert card correct way up.
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12. Enter PIN number.
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Check make up in rear view mirror.
16. Retrieve cash and receipt.
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
19. Re-check make up.
20. Drive forwards approx 10 feet.
21. Reverse back to cash machine.
22. Retrieve card.
23. Re-empty handbag, locate purse, place card into card holder.
24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.
25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles.
26. Release handbrake.
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