jods

28 November 2015
O2 Arena
Doors 6:30

2 tickets available

You'll be sat next to me and the wife

Face value is £50 per seat - that's the price to you.

I'm happy to suck up the various service, delivery charges etc which added something like £7 per ticket

You can buy me a beer on the night

If interested - please PM me.

Mark

andy97

iTrader: (1)

You'll need to pay me to sit next to you. Depending how pretty your wife is, she could sit next to us

fawor

iTrader: (3)

If Your wife is pretty im sure he could pay You

andy97

iTrader: (1)

I wouldn't take the wife, maybe a mate a worst. He can pay as much as he likes

jods

My wife, my wife is that ugly that I tell the grandchildren if they don't behave I'll have her read them a bedtime story.

I'm not saying she is fat but if she jumped into the air, she'd get stuck.

Last night, she says to me. "I feel so fat, I've got wrinkles and stretch marks and my ***** are sagging - my backside is pockmarked, I need a compliment to make me feel better"

I replied. "Your eyesight is spot on"

Anyhoo. 2 tickets still available. Me and the wife will be sat next to you. Will buy you a beer or a fruit based drink for the woman folk.

Mark

silver-sub

Ha ha lol

jods

Oi Oi silver. I'm a Manchester lad myself but live down south now.
I was born in Stretford, brought up in hazel grove then Cheadle Hulme. I then went to uni in hull and returned to my dads place then in Macclesfield.

I'm a blue.

Where in gods own city do you live?
Are you a rag or a blue?

Mark

silver-sub

Thats mad I live in Cheadle, originally from Longsight though.
My son goes to Macclesfield College.

Always been a blue, have to be a blue, were from Manchester not Salford lol
Looking forward to today's derby.

jods

Bit of a disappointing result

2 tickets still available.

No takers?

LSherratt

iTrader: (1)

I think it's the simple fact that no one wants to sit by you

jods

I resemble that remark ��