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Old 08 July 2015, 11:48 PM
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What an utter cocktard.
Are all Mancs like this...?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...click#comments
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Old 09 July 2015, 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by zip106


What an utter cocktard.
Are all Mancs like this...?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...click#comments

Some are just keyboard cocktards
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Old 09 July 2015, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by zip106


What an utter cocktard.
Are all Mancs like this...?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...click#comments

yes
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Old 09 July 2015, 08:41 AM
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pmsl, thats epic, i didn't realise that golf's had doors on only one side now,,,, lol
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Old 09 July 2015, 08:46 AM
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A trained arsehole seems to me.
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Old 09 July 2015, 09:16 AM
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The "trained fighter" needs to take the following quote from Mark Twain to heart...

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Old 09 July 2015, 11:10 AM
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Not a trained fighter but definitely a prize c0cktard.
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Someone's notably absent lately ...
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LOL @ the trained fighter. All mouth and rest bull. Ollie had more bottle than him>


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I'm a trained farter.
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Lol

In Brighton her vdub Would have been on he back of tow truck , within those five minutes !
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Originally Posted by dpb
In Brighton her vdub Would have been on he back of tow truck , within those five minutes !
What???

Anyone?

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Anyone??

If you can afford to drive, you can afford to park properly
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Shame cocktard didn't throw a punch...!

He'd be hiding behind even darker glasses by now
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Originally Posted by Simes777
The "trained fighter" needs to take the following quote from Mark Twain to heart...

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
The attribution to Twain is dubious, Maurice Switzer is more likely the originator of that phrase.
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What a gobsh1te and a massive *****.
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Old 09 July 2015, 09:53 PM
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What a ****, I could not quite understand his accent, but I think he said. I am am a drain wiper.
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No neeeeeeed!
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Reminds me of this video
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Old 10 July 2015, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ciaran
Reminds me of this video
The Wealdstone Raider - YouTube
classic!
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You want some !! ...******* **** .....
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"Do you want some." Quality.
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Old 12 July 2015, 12:07 PM
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Much ado about nothing.
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Old 12 July 2015, 12:28 PM
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Yep, although i think on "I am a trained fighter" number 3 I would have possibly just smacked him to see what happened!
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Old 12 July 2015, 11:05 PM
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Do girls actually go out with men like that ?!

Is it me or was that car not blocked in at all ????!
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Originally Posted by lozgti1
Do girls actually go out with men like that ?!
Dunno, man. Never thought about that, as the focus of the thread was his irrational behaviour, not his capacity to pull.

However, if someone did go out with him because he also has an Apple phone, they'd want to stuff his mouth sharpish with his iPhone and superglue his lips; he's such an ear ache!

Is it me or was that car not blocked in at all ????!
Well, I think she'd have had to manoeuvre out, but the bus wouldn't allow the space for that? I may be wrong, like.
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I'm no trained fighter after all

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....ust-up-9648883
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Originally Posted by silver-sub
He admitted he had no martial arts training and was a ‘blackbelt bull****er but nothing more’.

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