I'm a trained fighter...
 

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What an utter cocktard.
Are all Mancs like this...?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...click#comments

Some are just keyboard cocktards;)

yes

pmsl, thats epic, i didn't realise that golf's had doors on only one side now,,,, lol

A trained arsehole seems to me.

The "trained fighter" needs to take the following quote from Mark Twain to heart...

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Not a trained fighter but definitely a prize c0cktard.

Someone's notably absent lately ...

LOL @ the trained fighter. All mouth and rest bull. Ollie had more bottle than him>


:D

I'm a trained farter.

Lol

In Brighton her vdub Would have been on he back of tow truck , within those five minutes !

What???

Anyone? :confused:

:D

Anyone?? :confused:

If you can afford to drive, you can afford to park properly

Shame cocktard didn't throw a punch...!

He'd be hiding behind even darker glasses by now

The attribution to Twain is dubious, Maurice Switzer is more likely the originator of that phrase.

What a gobsh1te and a massive twunt.

What a be11end :lol1:

What a ****, I could not quite understand his accent, but I think he said. I am am a drain wiper.

No neeeeeeed!

Reminds me of this video

:lol1::lol1::lol1: classic!

You want some !! ...fcuking **** .....

"Do you want some." Quality. :lol1:

Much ado about nothing.

Yep, although i think on "I am a trained fighter" number 3 I would have possibly just smacked him to see what happened!

Do girls actually go out with men like that ?!

Is it me or was that car not blocked in at all ????!

Dunno, man. Never thought about that, as the focus of the thread was his irrational behaviour, not his capacity to pull. :D

However, if someone did go out with him because he also has an Apple phone, they'd want to stuff his mouth sharpish with his iPhone and superglue his lips; he's such an ear ache!

Well, I think she'd have had to manoeuvre out, but the bus wouldn't allow the space for that? I may be wrong, like. :wonder:

I'm no trained fighter after all

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....ust-up-9648883

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I think he posts on here! ;) :D