Choices, Choices...?
10 November 2014, 07:53 PM
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Choices, Choices...?
If you were sentenced to death, but were afforded the 'luxury' of choosing the method of dispatch, then what would it be?
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10 November 2014, 07:55 PM
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My mate's response:"Shagged to death high on coke and booze.
10 November 2014, 08:15 PM
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Death by having all the lifeforce sucked out of **** by kelly Brook..
10 November 2014, 08:16 PM
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10 November 2014, 08:46 PM
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I think old age
10 November 2014, 09:14 PM
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By being burned to death. ..............at least you will be warm
10 November 2014, 09:57 PM
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10 November 2014, 10:14 PM
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Death by having all the lifeforce sucked out of **** by kelly Brook..
Yea, that
11 November 2014, 12:01 PM
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Being 'serious' for a moment, then I'd plump for the Guillotine.
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By being burned to death. ..............at least you will be warm
Defo not that!!!
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Being 'serious' for a moment, then I'd plump for the Guillotine.
It's not as instantaneous as you might think.
'But even when the blade was quick and efficient, many witnesses said the victim’s head didn’t die instantly. Reports of grimacing, facial twitches, blinking eyes, mouth movements, and even speech from the severed head are numerous'.
11 November 2014, 12:26 PM
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Yeah, I'm aware of that. But do you reckon the head or body is feeling pain?
It's difficult to, erm, get your head around.
11 November 2014, 12:28 PM
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Dignitas,but you'll have to save up
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Yeah, I'm aware of that. But do you reckon the head or body is feeling pain?
It's difficult to, erm, get your head around.
It'd be weird looking up at your headless corpse. Reminds me of a sketch from one of the Carry On films. Sid James is just about to be guillotined when someone approaches with a letter for him. 'Put it in the basket I'll read it in there' he quips.
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Indeed. I've got my c.£5k set aside - just in case.
Did you see that heavy-going doco on that British bloke and his wife at Dignitas... Where they show his death on camera.
11 November 2014, 12:45 PM
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I think you'd be 5k short, best go back to work
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Is it 10k these days!?!?
What a rip-off!!
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11 November 2014, 01:10 PM
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Gassed to death with CO2 is supposedly completely painless and non-distressing.
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Would have to be a head shot.
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I'd rather be given head than have head taken away!
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I'd rather be given head than have head taken away!
Death by snu snu?
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Indeed. I've got my c.£5k set aside - just in case.
Did you see that heavy-going doco on that British bloke and his wife at Dignitas... Where they show his death on camera.
https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...pratchett.html
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Have you had your samaritans email yet Joz
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11 November 2014, 02:59 PM
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My mate's response:"Shagged to death high on coke and booze.
I hope your mate is a woman otherwise I doubt being 'shagged to death' is going to be much fun.
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I'm sure he means by
his own exertion.
But perhaps the female could be in the cowgirl position, doing all the work... In which case, she'd have to be circa 30 stones, I reckon.
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I'm sure he means by
his own exertion.
But perhaps the female could be in the cowgirl position, doing all the work... In which case, she'd have to be circa 30 stones, I reckon.
Well he'll certainly be needing the drugs and alcohol for that then.
10 November 2014, 10:14 PM
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