THE WAY WOMEN THINK ....



Husband's Message (by text):

Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to
the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow
to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting
effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot.
Fingers crossed!








Wife's Response:

Who's Paula?

 

Lol...how true

 

THE WAY MEN RESPOND and what they really THINK ....


Wife's phone call (crying):

Oh, Darling! I got hit by a car outside the office. a nice gentleman Paul brought me to
the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow
to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting
effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot.

Husband's Response:

Bleddy hell! Are you ok, like??? Good job it was not worse that what it is, and you're alive, darling. Bleddy boss is out right now. I'll ask the him if he could let me out. He should do, for something like this. I'll be there, not to worry.

<Actually, the boss isn't out but he's sitting in the next room. Husband, who's on Scoobynet on his office PC doesn't tell boss for next whole hour. Then once he's on his way, he stops in a pub for pint before he gets to the hospital. Tells the wife that boss didn't come back for long time hence the delay.>

Husband's actual thought upon wife's call (he can't vocalise it to his wife but keeps to himself):

What a sh!ttter. Couldn't that Paul take you home FFS??? Now as the ladyship will be resting, I'll have to do all house jobs, look after you, kids to and fro school etc. Your family that I hate with passion will also be around to make me feel incompetent to do all that which I don't want to do, anyway. Golf and pub will have to be cancelled for me for next few days. Arrrrgh!

 

Wifes Message (by text):

Darling, I had an accident in the car outside the office. James brought me to
the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow
to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting
effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot.
Fingers crossed!

Husbands reply:

Yeah,that sounds awful but how's the car?

 

That's only if the car belongs to this pair, and was being driven by the wife. If it belongs to James, and if it is an Audi, you may hope that it's totalled If it's a GTR, you may strike a friendship with James at your wife's hospital bedside so that he takes you for a spin in it, and hits your wife a little a bit harder with it next time.

Disclaimer: Depends. Not everyone has this sort of wish fulfilment issue.

 

My reply would be, cool sounds like sex is off the cards for a while, I'll have to make do with blow jobs.

 

First question to her- "is your jaw and face ok?"


I wouldn't even have asked who Paula was, wouldn't care. First question-are you ok? Second question-is the car ok? Sometime later-"who's Paula btw?"

My brain works like a male more than it is does female.

 

does that mean you don't listen

 

 

Probably!

 

so true lol

Mart