Itchy flangita
26 March 2014, 08:47 PM
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Itchy flangita
My beef curtains. I awoke from a monday afternoon nap with my fanny itching deep inside so much that I wanted to poke something into it to relieve the itch.
Happily, sense prevailed and I relieved it with my finger as far as possible. I also put warm water in it, in order to float out an insect in case one had gone in. No result.
Since then, I've had a 100 more episodes. They come on without warning and are so itchy they are almost impossible to live with. Last night I spilled my bottle of beer over it just to cool it down to try and stop it from itching. It stopped immediately
Two questions: Is this likely to be an infection?
And what can I do to relieve it at present? carry on pouring beer on it or try some hard core white diamond cider...please help oh wise people of SN
Happily, sense prevailed and I relieved it with my finger as far as possible. I also put warm water in it, in order to float out an insect in case one had gone in. No result.
Since then, I've had a 100 more episodes. They come on without warning and are so itchy they are almost impossible to live with. Last night I spilled my bottle of beer over it just to cool it down to try and stop it from itching. It stopped immediately
Two questions: Is this likely to be an infection?
And what can I do to relieve it at present? carry on pouring beer on it or try some hard core white diamond cider...please help oh wise people of SN
26 March 2014, 08:50 PM
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My beef curtains. I awoke from a monday afternoon nap with my fanny itching deep inside so much that I wanted to poke something into it to relieve the itch.
Happily, sense prevailed and I relieved it with my finger as far as possible. I also put warm water in it, in order to float out an insect in case one had gone in. No result.
Since then, I've had a 100 more episodes. They come on without warning and are so itchy they are almost impossible to live with. Last night I spilled my bottle of beer over it just to cool it down to try and stop it from itching. It stopped immediately
Two questions: Is this likely to be an infection?
And what can I do to relieve it at present? carry on pouring beer on it or try some hard core white diamond cider...please help oh wise people of SN
Happily, sense prevailed and I relieved it with my finger as far as possible. I also put warm water in it, in order to float out an insect in case one had gone in. No result.
Since then, I've had a 100 more episodes. They come on without warning and are so itchy they are almost impossible to live with. Last night I spilled my bottle of beer over it just to cool it down to try and stop it from itching. It stopped immediately
Two questions: Is this likely to be an infection?
And what can I do to relieve it at present? carry on pouring beer on it or try some hard core white diamond cider...please help oh wise people of SN
26 March 2014, 09:01 PM
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My beef curtains. I awoke from a monday afternoon nap with my fanny itching deep inside so much that I wanted to poke something into it to relieve the itch.
Happily, sense prevailed and I relieved it with my finger as far as possible. I also put warm water in it, in order to float out an insect in case one had gone in. No result.
Since then, I've had a 100 more episodes. They come on without warning and are so itchy they are almost impossible to live with. Last night I spilled my bottle of beer over it just to cool it down to try and stop it from itching. It stopped immediately
Two questions: Is this likely to be an infection?
And what can I do to relieve it at present? carry on pouring beer on it or try some hard core white diamond cider...please help oh wise people of SN
Happily, sense prevailed and I relieved it with my finger as far as possible. I also put warm water in it, in order to float out an insect in case one had gone in. No result.
Since then, I've had a 100 more episodes. They come on without warning and are so itchy they are almost impossible to live with. Last night I spilled my bottle of beer over it just to cool it down to try and stop it from itching. It stopped immediately
Two questions: Is this likely to be an infection?
And what can I do to relieve it at present? carry on pouring beer on it or try some hard core white diamond cider...please help oh wise people of SN
26 March 2014, 09:02 PM
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