Itchy Japs eye
26 March 2014, 09:08 PM
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Itchy Japs eye
I awoke from a Sunday afternoon nap with my japs eye itching so deep inside and so much that I wanted to poke something into it to relieve the itch.
Happily, sense prevailed and I relieved it with a cotton bud as far as possible. I also put warm water in it, in order to float out an insect in case one had gone in. No result.
Since then, I've had three more episodes. I decided to sooth the itch by lowering my bell end into a pint of milk last weekend at my wife's parents house late one night. Her sister (18) walked into the kitchen and saw what I was doing. She said that she wondered how they were loaded. I was happy to show her how they were unloaded also
I have an appointment to see a solicitor on Friday morning (earliest I could get in).
Two questions: Am I going to get reamed in the divorce
Should I split the sister in half again?
Happily, sense prevailed and I relieved it with a cotton bud as far as possible. I also put warm water in it, in order to float out an insect in case one had gone in. No result.
Since then, I've had three more episodes. I decided to sooth the itch by lowering my bell end into a pint of milk last weekend at my wife's parents house late one night. Her sister (18) walked into the kitchen and saw what I was doing. She said that she wondered how they were loaded. I was happy to show her how they were unloaded also
I have an appointment to see a solicitor on Friday morning (earliest I could get in).
Two questions: Am I going to get reamed in the divorce
Should I split the sister in half again?
26 March 2014, 09:13 PM
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I awoke from a Sunday afternoon nap with my japs eye itching so deep inside and so much that I wanted to poke something into it to relieve the itch.
Happily, sense prevailed and I relieved it with a cotton bud as far as possible. I also put warm water in it, in order to float out an insect in case one had gone in. No result.
Since then, I've had three more episodes. I decided to sooth the itch by lowering my bell end into a pint of milk last weekend at my wife's parents house late one night. Her sister (18) walked into the kitchen and saw what I was doing. She said that she wondered how they were loaded. I was happy to show her how they were unloaded also
I have an appointment to see a solicitor on Friday morning (earliest I could get in).
Two questions: Am I going to get reamed in the divorce
Should I split the sister in half again?
Happily, sense prevailed and I relieved it with a cotton bud as far as possible. I also put warm water in it, in order to float out an insect in case one had gone in. No result.
Since then, I've had three more episodes. I decided to sooth the itch by lowering my bell end into a pint of milk last weekend at my wife's parents house late one night. Her sister (18) walked into the kitchen and saw what I was doing. She said that she wondered how they were loaded. I was happy to show her how they were unloaded also
I have an appointment to see a solicitor on Friday morning (earliest I could get in).
Two questions: Am I going to get reamed in the divorce
Should I split the sister in half again?
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26 March 2014, 09:52 PM
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By the way stop hanging around outside our house and flashing at my wife, she is going to call the police next time you do it.
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