even he couldnt stop ricky fu<king **** up , not even with a roundhouse kick to the face

 

What he done now??

 

nothing chuck just came to me with his head in his hands and a cross threaded round house leg

 

BEWARE M444GY!

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday

 

chuck norris puts his trousers on one leg at a time , just like the rest of us, the only difference is .. he then kills people!

 

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

chuck norris once killed two stones with one bird...

 

Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.

 

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe

 

The bogeyman checks under his bed each night for Chuck Norris.

 

FPMSL guys. Great read.


Steve

 

when a Zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris!

 

Only Chuck Norris can re thread my cross threaded nuts by simply just rubbing them with the tip of his toes while pulling off a jumping roundhouse kick.......

 

^^^

 

I'm surprised he has time to do anything else

 

whilst Ricky can only kick himself

 

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time

 

Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer- too bad he's never cried.

 

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls "everything around you".

 

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

 

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.

He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

 

The dark is scared of Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.

 

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

 

Chuck Norris can set fire to ants using a magnifying glass.

At night.

 

If Chuck Norris managed the England team we would win the world cup

 

 

Chuck norris is coming to build my engine,it will be 1000bhp with no mods at all.

 

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars..... that's why there are no signs of life there.

 

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack