Women Are So Much Smarter...
15 November 2005, 05:16 PM
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Women Are So Much Smarter...
Ladies, Enjoy!!!
Gents, Take Note!!!
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles that evening, and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter.
When will men ever learn?
Gents, Take Note!!!
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles that evening, and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter.
When will men ever learn?
15 November 2005, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Her at the back
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles that evening, and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter.
When will men ever learn?
So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles that evening, and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter.
When will men ever learn?
15 November 2005, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by V1CK1
Its taken you a long time Baz, but looks like you may have finally worked it out
Vicki
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Just letting every1 who doesnt know,
know.
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16 November 2005, 12:54 AM
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Purely in the interests of us men holding our own. 
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Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.
1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"
2nd blonde: "Chickens."
1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them?"
2nd blonde: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!"
1st blonde: Well, I think you've got three."
~
One day a blonde went into a department store.
She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".
Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."
Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."
Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"
He replies, "Because it's a microwave."
~
Mark
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Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.
1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"
2nd blonde: "Chickens."
1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them?"
2nd blonde: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!"
1st blonde: Well, I think you've got three."
~
One day a blonde went into a department store.
She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".
Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."
Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."
Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"
He replies, "Because it's a microwave."
~
Mark
16 November 2005, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by FLAT ERIC
Purely in the interests of us men holding our own.
~
Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.
1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"
2nd blonde: "Chickens."
1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them?"
2nd blonde: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!"
1st blonde: Well, I think you've got three."
~
One day a blonde went into a department store.
She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".
Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."
Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."
Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"
He replies, "Because it's a microwave."
~
Mark
~
Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.
1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"
2nd blonde: "Chickens."
1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them?"
2nd blonde: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!"
1st blonde: Well, I think you've got three."
~
One day a blonde went into a department store.
She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".
Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."
Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"
The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."
Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"
He replies, "Because it's a microwave."
~
Mark
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb ???
only one but a whole emergency room to remove it,,
How do you know when a women has something worth listening to ???
when she starts the sentence with " a man once told me "
Whats the cleverest thing to come out of a womens mouth ?
Einsteins C**K.
16 November 2005, 12:59 PM
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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving.
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what to do about her.
The captain said, I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this. He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, Why didn't anyone just say so?
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York.
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what to do about her.
The captain said, I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this. He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, Why didn't anyone just say so?
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York.
16 November 2005, 01:18 PM
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An Irish guy sat next to a blonde bird in a pub. She looks down and sees that he's got L written on one wellie and R on the other. "Eeer, wot you got L an R on yer wellies for, innit" The Irish guy looks at the blonde and says " It tells me which leg to put each of the boots on, to be sure" Ooo-er says the blonde, now I know why me draws have got C&A written on them!
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16 November 2005, 02:14 PM
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Fellas.....don't you think theres a sort of irony about the original posting? Think about it - 'Her at the back' heads the thread "Women are so much smarter...." then lists it under the club EVENTS section - it is a rare event indeed for women to be smarter!!
16 November 2005, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by baser999
Fellas.....don't you think theres a sort of irony about the original posting? Think about it - 'Her at the back' heads the thread "Women are so much smarter...." then lists it under the club EVENTS section - it is a rare event indeed for women to be smarter!!
16 November 2005, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Her at the back
Where was I meant to post this then? when other ESC members post jokes on this EVENTS section?
There are more BLONDE men out there than we thought
If you cant beat them join them, thats what I say
LOL
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