just seen a water cold engine ran for about 2 sec oops engine built my a good man past back to a main agent to fit to some poor chaps car oil pipes and waterpipes dont mix agent though they did engines now ucked good job

 

in english??

 

WAT !!!

 

Even with a 'text' hat on I can't quite get to the point.
911

 

Maybe had a pint too many?

 

ok!

 

 

ehh ?

 

U gotta LarF.
Sounds like a sketch done by Harry Enfield with that white haired old chap that sits in the chair & waffles on about all sorts of Sh1te

 

Washer, lay off the mushrooms

 

problem what the eh lads, sense perfect it me makes!

 

Given the time it was written, I guess this is the first case of sleep-Scoobynetting.
Probably made total sense in his sleep but total gibberish to all.

Nick

 

what are u smoking ?????

Carlos H.

 

Just had a little bit and its all making sense to me now.Ok I think I got it:

Ive just seen a watercooled engine that ran for about 2 seconds then...oops(i spose its fkuked).
Engine was built by a good man who passed it back to a main agent to fit to a poor chaps car.
Oil pipes and water pipes arent supposed to be mixed,although the main agent thought they did.
The engine is know ucked up good.BTW,im looking for a job.

 

As I have consumed a fair few beers this evening may I take it upon myself to translate.

A reputable engine builder built an engine. Engine was dispatched to dealer(?) or garage for fitting. Dealer's "fitters" didn't know that oil and water don't mix and connected oil/waterways incorrectly.

Engine is now deceased.

J.

 

Please put us out of our misery washer.WTF r u goinonabout?

Do subaru realy make a water cooled engine?

 

AIRCOOLED

 

Washer

I would recomend an Ecu reset and if the problem persists provide us with 'your' MY (date you was born) and model (either male or female) and i am sure someone on here will be able to asist you in making sense.

 

Has anybody PM'd washer to check he's OK and not had a stroke.

 

That would need a translater and a conference call....

 

yes

 

th
ey do if they fit the oil and water pipes the wrong way round

 

still kickin

 

PSML

 

i'll think you will find that they are water cooled anyway

Tony

 

Maybe it was because:


Nut screws washer and bolts.



David APi Engines / Api Impreza

 

i always thought mine was water cooled, thanks for telling me i can have it oil cooled as well

 

Just make sure you put the pipes back on correclty,coz it might end up ucked good job.Then you will have to give it to the good man to sort it out.

 

are you not the same bloke that blew his engine up about 10 million times??

 

not my car m8 some poor lad .engine was rebuit for main dealer they focked the engine by putting the oil and water pipes the wrong way round hence water cooled engine