Oh my oh my

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TUNING-CHI...item3a6f9e63b8

 

LOL Check out this Guys Feedback aswell????? It must work!!!!! Pmsl.....

 

Any one who buys into these types of items are 100% idiots.

 

It'll give you 30+bhp just by leaving it in your door pocket pmsl!!

 

Its worrying that 3 have been sold ?!?!?

 

I just paid for mine... Can't wait
Haha! Agree with pedro

 

what were you searching for when you found that.




anyway.. I've orderd one to see what its like

 

Hmmmmm £999 or £10

But which will be the biggest waste of money LOL

 

Must be the "Holy Grail"
Of power for pound

 

Cant even spell Subaru correctly in the picture lol

 

Best 'Bang' for buck mod you gan get, Literaly

 

As an electronics engineer I can add the following.

The internal picture shows a single CMOS or TTL 16 pin chip of the type used in circuits in the 1980's.

There are only two wires from the circuit board which would have been V+ and V- ( the power supply lines)
There are no other components on the correct side of the stripboard, nor any other signal input and output wires.

This means the chip is actually doing nothing electronically.

The two wires out can only be from a resistor or resistor chain to be connected inline somewhere.

Some people's heads must zip up the back!

 

Nissan need to employ this guy, he's an automotive guru

''tested on a Nissan skyline, We managed an impressive 83bhp increasement on the track''

 

thats an impressive bit of kit right enough

 

So if I buy 10, that`s 300bhp?

 

Maybe it's Derren Brown that's selling them for his placebo effect experiment........

 

i'll see you, and raise you,

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TURBONATOR...item2a086931a6


lol

 

If i were him i'd take it to The Dragons Den.

This has the potential to change the world, maybe power stations could hook it up into their systems to get extra elecricity for free.

 

Lets do the numbers

1 bhp = 0.29p

Thats a bargain.

 

hahahahaha this has made my day

 

As quoted on there,

This tells the CPU to Remap to a

map of higher bhp and to limit less

I thought it was an ECU lol

 

You know what the saddest thing is?
Some people will believe this and nothing you, or I, could say would make them NOT believe it.

They would fit it to their car and be able to FEEL the extra power........gullible doesn't even start to describe some folk.

 

The seller should have added this to his auction "As supplied to the Prodrive, Subaru world rally team", he wouldn't have been able to make them quick enough in his garden to keep up with the demand.

A little extra **** and bull wouldn't have done any harm to his listing for extra comedy value.

 

So this chip therefore contains little mappers

 

I wonder if they are OS or ECUTEK and how much they are charging?

 

Toneh will know so send him a link

 

I only need 30hp to be on 400hp club. Cant wait to get mine.

 

WOW 30hp extra for under a tenner!!! Bargin. A must have lol

 

I have on on my car and the result is amazing lol

 

That reminds me of thoses 'RF Manipulators' a few years ago on ebay, meant to empty fruit machines. They were, in reality, car alarm fobs.

While there are mugs that believe in the something for nothing principle, there will always be a market for $hite like this.