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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 12:58 AM
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Can't decide whether to call Scooby a boy or girl.. I refer to her as baby but she doesn't drive like a girl.. so am I wrong..? lol
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PS- I keep looking under the bonnet for signs but am not sure what i should be looking for..lol

PPS- Am i going to get into trouble now for being sexist? hehe
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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 01:03 PM
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Expensive to run (but worth it)....
Doesn't answer back....
Great to be seen with...
All your mates want a go with it....
Needs regular maintenance....
Cant cook .....

GOTTA be a woman.

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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 01:06 PM
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LOL

Yep, I reckon a women too. But a a bit of a beast in the right circumstances.

Like Carmen Electra in the .......

Gotta go !!!

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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 01:28 PM
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Well, should be a she. But Scooby is a geezer innee?
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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 01:47 PM
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Your other half complains when you go out and they can't come along
You can't afford home improvements but when the cars in trouble you can find the money to help
You're gutted when you go away on holiday and the car can't come along
"You think more of your cars than you do of me" is often mentioned

Boy or girl, surely its your best mate!!

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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 02:54 PM
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It's a girl!

(And she's called Scoobette )


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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 04:54 PM
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I know what EVOs are....
they bat for the other side!

(joke joke joke!!! ;-)
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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 05:10 PM
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I've only had mine 10 days now, but if a girls voice sounded like a Scoobysport rear pipe I wouldn't be seen out with her. If you gave a girl as much 'aggression' and wanted to change all the parts on them, they'd leave you! I think mines a bloke.


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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 08:21 PM
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Surely a boy.

Drinks several pints in an evening..
Loud growling noises emitting from its rear..

Your other half thinks you spend too much time with it.

Its a bloke !!

My girlfirend is convinced my car is possessed by Satan, becauses of the mad evil grin it leaves me with.


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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 09:28 PM
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She is called Sabrina Her rear pipe has got bigger since I had her And she wakes up the neighbours at night.
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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 10:00 PM
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How do you "sex" a Wagon? Personally, I wouldn't dare ask
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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 10:13 PM
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It's easy to sex a scoob.

Two holes at the back is male, just a single large one is female.
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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 10:15 PM
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Or is the other way around...

Maybe our friends at prodrive can help
Failing that i'll drop Trude Moste an email
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Old Sep 7, 2000 | 11:43 PM
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Only a woman,can be as wicked as a scoob!!!!
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Old Sep 8, 2000 | 12:41 AM
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I think ours is bi-sexual.

Dom says it's a he, I say it's a she!

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Old Sep 8, 2000 | 01:42 AM
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Mine is a eunch

Lol
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Old Sep 8, 2000 | 12:17 PM
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No question definately a right Biatch.

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Old Sep 8, 2000 | 01:58 PM
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Mine's definitely a bloke.

Reliable, always up for a laugh, drinks a lot, never nags, low maintenance, and (following on from above) only has one pipe...

Tang

P.S. Used to have a Saab Turbo - that was definitely a girl - "Helga".
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Old Sep 8, 2000 | 02:39 PM
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Well I have only had mine a few days, but I want to always get inside her....its a girls!

But

It's only got one big bulge.....its a boy!

errrr
But if its a girl, all the girls love it... its a lesbian?
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Old Sep 8, 2000 | 05:17 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>
Brew-
Expensive to run (but worth it)....
Doesn't answer back....
Great to be seen with...
All your mates want a go with it....
Needs regular maintenance....
Cant cook .....
GOTTA be a woman.

Tang-
Mine's definitely a bloke.
Reliable, always up for a laugh, drinks a lot, never nags, low maintenance, and (following on from above) only has one pipe...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LoL surely it is the ultimate woman?
Ian

PS- Definately best mate of course though!
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Old Sep 8, 2000 | 05:23 PM
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Mine's a geezer...Called:

"Scooby-Blue"

And no, it's not RED !
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Old Sep 9, 2000 | 02:16 AM
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It's definitely a male!

After a late night of pubbing with the wife, a desolate road, and the SHOW I got from the wife with the gear shift, it's definitely a male.......

Jeff (RallyeX)
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Old Sep 9, 2000 | 02:30 AM
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Ooops, Bumped the button twice.
Sorry for the double post.

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