It's real!

http://www.tesco.com/direct/bacon-fl...FTMRtAodb2EAFw

 

Ross Noble accent

Have you ever noticed the way these companies put the self-sealer on their bacon (etc) packages so you don't get to the top slice first...

I purposely spend half an hour carefully working my way round to the other side

 

(also from Tescos)

 

Sounds gross


Do you know in half the world what the yanks refer to as relish is in fact the meat

 

I've just thrown a packet of bacon rashes in the food recycling bin. I bought it two weeks ago, but didn't fancy eating it at all for no apparent reason. Weird.

 

Have you ever thought of a practical tryout?

It would not take very long and you would soon know which way suited you best personally.

Les