The Undateables
10 April 2012, 11:00 PM
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Seriously, what the hell was up with that tubby guy with the mad scientiest hair curls.
I know that they say that they haven't been on dates in years, but how can he honestly fall in love with her after 4 days and think she is the woman of his dreams when she literally never said a word to him.
She showed no interest in him at all, didn't ask a single question, hardly spoke other than "hello" and "goodbye", yet this Shane bloke was head-over-heels for her?
I know that they say that they haven't been on dates in years, but how can he honestly fall in love with her after 4 days and think she is the woman of his dreams when she literally never said a word to him.
She showed no interest in him at all, didn't ask a single question, hardly spoke other than "hello" and "goodbye", yet this Shane bloke was head-over-heels for her?
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11 April 2012, 12:07 PM
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They were both "special" though, despite that I was really surprised that she met up with him again after the Chinese where hardly more than a dozen words were exchanged between them followed by the trip to Keats' house where even less was said apart from him reading his poetry 
The bird in the wheelchair was alright though, I would
Would be a different experience to chalk up and I bet as she can't feel anything from the chest down you could slip it up the **** without too much protest
The bird in the wheelchair was alright though, I would
Would be a different experience to chalk up and I bet as she can't feel anything from the chest down you could slip it up the **** without too much protest
11 April 2012, 01:15 PM
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Actually thought it was quite good. Fair play to that chap with the major deformities. Real shame seeing how it affected him from being a normal looking toddler too. Great chap and a good personality. The sort of chap that sticks two fingers up at all the dole scroungers and people who are 'depressed' because they can't afford a new pair of fecking shoes. I hope he does get more dates with that woman and well done her fro seeing past his problems at the regular bloke underneath.
The tubby guy with the mad hair was cringworthy though. He really has some issues about being a stalker type and needed a bit of coaching.
The blonde lass in the wheelchair is quite fit. What a w*nker her other half must have been for running off and leaving when she got ill.
On balance a fairly inspiring programme this week I thought. Hope there are updates at the end.
5t.
The tubby guy with the mad hair was cringworthy though. He really has some issues about being a stalker type and needed a bit of coaching.
The blonde lass in the wheelchair is quite fit. What a w*nker her other half must have been for running off and leaving when she got ill.
On balance a fairly inspiring programme this week I thought. Hope there are updates at the end.
5t.
Just goes to show that even with the deformities, he still goes to work, still has friends, and only wants to find love. Makes the low life scum who won't work look even more like low life scum.
I really hope that guy find happiness with that woman. OK, there is probably no physical attraction for her, but the guys personality shone out more than anything else. Good luck to him.
The Tubby Guy? Someone needs to have a chat with him. If he'd gone on more dates with that woman, than maybe things would have improved for him.
Funny though watching him sweat while eating.
Again, I hope (if he calms down a bit) that he finds someone.
The lass in the wheelchair? Quite fit. I would.
11 April 2012, 05:07 PM
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I was quite moved by Justin. He had a lovely personality. What he must have and still be suffering, yet so positive and very lonely. Hope things work out for him.
Oh and the lady in the wheelchair. Such a pretty girl. Fingers crossed for her too.
Apologies if this offends anyone, but the curly haired chap was plain odd. And how on earth was Ms misery guts, bubbly
Oh and the lady in the wheelchair. Such a pretty girl. Fingers crossed for her too.
Apologies if this offends anyone, but the curly haired chap was plain odd. And how on earth was Ms misery guts, bubbly
11 April 2012, 09:11 PM
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Shame seemed like a cross between Tim Nice-but-Dim and a Charlie Higson/Fast Show interpretation of a Toff, with a hint of some South American boggly eyed tree dwelling Mammal, he seemed like a nice sort of bloke, he wasnt really stalky, he was just desperate for some companionship with a woman. He was either a comedy genius or just projecting his ideal woman onto the one he was sat with, prepared to overlook the fact she had the interactivity of a Mollusc, she was obviously of low intelligence but not that dim she was going to fall for him, shame really as she will probably end up with someone who treats her like crap.
The girl in the wheelchair was lovely, hope Wayne is what she is after, seems like she deserves someone after all she has been through,/
The disfigured guy was an inspiration and his date seemed nice if displaying a hint of MCW (Mad Cat Woman).
Shows though how things we take for granted are the deepest and profound needs of others, I moan about the kids but some people cant have one, a mate told me yesterday his wife just lost another baby, moan about the missus and these poor sods are all alone and just want someone to spend time with, glad the internet makes it easier for them. A lad I work with has a lot to offer but cant seem to get a girlfriend but wont use the internet, he gets a sniff and pins all his hopes on it and then is disappointed, I met my missus through J4ckos mates sister and never had any issues meeting women being a handsome, funny *******
but I would have used every possibility open to me, mainly for nailing many milfs but possibly to widen my search a bit, think we have to admit to ourselves we need a partner (most of us) and its a base need, it is ok to think computer dating is beneath us but **** it, just go for it, clock is ticking and you don't have to tell anybody, think of all the time you waste chatting up girls who then tell you they are married or whatever, just go to a dating site and pick.
I know 21 year old blonde fitties probably don't need to go on those sites but they are usually too busy with footballers, well worth a look on the dating sites if you aren't getting any action, if I had my time again or wasnt married I would, like a Rat up a drainpipe.
The girl in the wheelchair was lovely, hope Wayne is what she is after, seems like she deserves someone after all she has been through,/
The disfigured guy was an inspiration and his date seemed nice if displaying a hint of MCW (Mad Cat Woman).
Shows though how things we take for granted are the deepest and profound needs of others, I moan about the kids but some people cant have one, a mate told me yesterday his wife just lost another baby, moan about the missus and these poor sods are all alone and just want someone to spend time with, glad the internet makes it easier for them. A lad I work with has a lot to offer but cant seem to get a girlfriend but wont use the internet, he gets a sniff and pins all his hopes on it and then is disappointed, I met my missus through J4ckos mates sister and never had any issues meeting women being a handsome, funny *******
but I would have used every possibility open to me, mainly for nailing many milfs but possibly to widen my search a bit, think we have to admit to ourselves we need a partner (most of us) and its a base need, it is ok to think computer dating is beneath us but **** it, just go for it, clock is ticking and you don't have to tell anybody, think of all the time you waste chatting up girls who then tell you they are married or whatever, just go to a dating site and pick.I know 21 year old blonde fitties probably don't need to go on those sites but they are usually too busy with footballers, well worth a look on the dating sites if you aren't getting any action, if I had my time again or wasnt married I would, like a Rat up a drainpipe.
11 April 2012, 09:12 PM
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You pimping out your mates ?
Tell them to go to Amsterdam and get some experience, lose the tache as no good will come of it.
11 April 2012, 11:01 PM
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Thought the bloke with the poetry moves looked like Justin Fletcher! Anyone with young kids will know who I mean.. Something special, Justin's house etc.
I found the bit with the poetry guy very hard viewing. That woman was clearly very backward. How you can encourage a relationship with people like that is beyond me, so wrong.
I found the bit with the poetry guy very hard viewing. That woman was clearly very backward. How you can encourage a relationship with people like that is beyond me, so wrong.
12 April 2012, 12:34 AM
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12 April 2012, 04:24 AM
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Quote "Tell them to go to Amsterdam and get some experience, lose the tache as no good will come of it."
Dingle (earring) tried Amsterdam in 2007 having spent some time trying to learn Dutch in the days leading up to his Amsterdam trip.
He should have allowed a little longer because on his first night in a bar he thought he had bought a joint but had paid for a gay guy to give him a bj !!
Things always go **** up for Dingle .......bless him
Dingle (earring) tried Amsterdam in 2007 having spent some time trying to learn Dutch in the days leading up to his Amsterdam trip.
He should have allowed a little longer because on his first night in a bar he thought he had bought a joint but had paid for a gay guy to give him a bj !!
Things always go **** up for Dingle .......bless him
12 April 2012, 12:14 PM
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Quote "Tell them to go to Amsterdam and get some experience, lose the tache as no good will come of it."
Dingle (earring) tried Amsterdam in 2007 having spent some time trying to learn Dutch in the days leading up to his Amsterdam trip.
He should have allowed a little longer because on his first night in a bar he thought he had bought a joint but had paid for a gay guy to give him a bj !!
Things always go **** up for Dingle .......bless him
Dingle (earring) tried Amsterdam in 2007 having spent some time trying to learn Dutch in the days leading up to his Amsterdam trip.
He should have allowed a little longer because on his first night in a bar he thought he had bought a joint but had paid for a gay guy to give him a bj !!
Things always go **** up for Dingle .......bless him
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