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25 April 2010, 08:16 PM
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25 April 2010, 08:30 PM
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I'm definitely a try-sexual 
Apart from the gay thing, I've never fancied blokes much 
With a wimmins, anything goes ! Well, once the Rohypnol kicks in anyway
Apart from the gay thing, I've never fancied blokes much With a wimmins, anything goes ! Well, once the Rohypnol kicks in anyway
25 April 2010, 08:46 PM
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Well no comments from me about your rugged "modelling" looks Dave....
As I'm too straight to fancy you.
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P.S. Last time I met someone, attractive was at Morrisons.... then I realised it was a mirror
As I'm too straight to fancy you.
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P.S. Last time I met someone, attractive was at Morrisons.... then I realised it was a mirror
25 April 2010, 08:56 PM
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The trouble is you can meet someone who meets all your critera of the theoretical perfect wife then find that after a few years she bores the **** off you and you go to the pub and **** fatties just for a different hole to play with.
25 April 2010, 09:00 PM
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We aren't meant to be monogamous, it's unnatural. Let's face it, that whole 'love' thing is purely a delusion caused by hormonal imbalances which have evolved to make us procreate to guarantee the proliferation of our genes. We are just animals, and sex is part of lifes process sat squarely between birth and death. Love is simply a psychological trick to make us want to have sex, along with the fact that sex is very pleasurable, which also makes us want to have sex. Sod love and just have sex, that's natural !
25 April 2010, 09:23 PM
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We aren't meant to be monogamous, it's unnatural. Let's face it, that whole 'love' thing is purely a delusion caused by hormonal imbalances which have evolved to make us procreate to guarantee the proliferation of our genes. We are just animals, and sex is part of lifes process sat squarely between birth and death. Love is simply a psychological trick to make us want to have sex, along with the fact that sex is very pleasurable, which also makes us want to have sex. Sod love and just have sex, that's natural !
25 April 2010, 10:04 PM
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25 April 2010, 10:52 PM
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I'm 39 (as of yesterday) never been married nor intending too, I'm quite happy on my todd, If I need my hole I pay for it
Life is simple, I can buy what I want, spend what I want, go where I want and do what I want when I want.
you could actually say I'm a selfish ******
Life is simple, I can buy what I want, spend what I want, go where I want and do what I want when I want.
you could actually say I'm a selfish ******
25 April 2010, 10:58 PM
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I'm 39 (as of yesterday) never been married nor intending too, I'm quite happy on my todd, If I need my hole I pay for it
Life is simple, I can buy what I want, spend what I want, go where I want and do what I want when I want.
you could actually say I'm a selfish ******
Life is simple, I can buy what I want, spend what I want, go where I want and do what I want when I want.
you could actually say I'm a selfish ******
25 April 2010, 11:17 PM
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25 April 2010, 11:53 PM
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I'm 39 (as of yesterday) never been married nor intending too, I'm quite happy on my todd, If I need my hole I pay for it
Life is simple, I can buy what I want, spend what I want, go where I want and do what I want when I want.
you could actually say I'm a selfish ******
Life is simple, I can buy what I want, spend what I want, go where I want and do what I want when I want.
you could actually say I'm a selfish ******
I'm a bit like you. I'm 36 (As of a few weeks ago) never been, nor never will get married. Have no kids (Though G/f does) and don't ever intend having any, ever.
But where you pay for a prossie (after a quick search reveals standard 1hour rate about £100-130) I pay nothing, bar the odd day out with them all, but I get sex a few times a week.
I am the most selfish bas.tard I know. My relationship with this girl is simple.
Go round a few nights a week, **** it, then fcukoff home again.
Can't be bothered with all this marriage ****. Having to go home to a nagging wife and screaming kids every day........ **** that.
26 April 2010, 09:03 AM
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I'm a bit like you. I'm 36 (As of a few weeks ago) never been, nor never will get married. Have no kids (Though G/f does) and don't ever intend having any, ever.
But where you pay for a prossie (after a quick search reveals standard 1hour rate about £100-130) I pay nothing, bar the odd day out with them all, but I get sex a few times a week.
I am the most selfish bas.tard I know. My relationship with this girl is simple.
Go round a few nights a week, **** it, then fcukoff home again.
Can't be bothered with all this marriage ****. Having to go home to a nagging wife and screaming kids every day........ **** that.
But where you pay for a prossie (after a quick search reveals standard 1hour rate about £100-130) I pay nothing, bar the odd day out with them all, but I get sex a few times a week.
I am the most selfish bas.tard I know. My relationship with this girl is simple.
Go round a few nights a week, **** it, then fcukoff home again.
Can't be bothered with all this marriage ****. Having to go home to a nagging wife and screaming kids every day........ **** that.
26 April 2010, 10:22 AM
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