Cool, they say you should try everything sexual once - except beastiality and incest. However, in Mr Impreza's case he likes to combine the two!

 

I'm definitely a try-sexual Apart from the gay thing, I've never fancied blokes much With a wimmins, anything goes ! Well, once the Rohypnol kicks in anyway

 

Well no comments from me about your rugged "modelling" looks Dave....

As I'm too straight to fancy you.

LOL

dunx

P.S. Last time I met someone, attractive was at Morrisons.... then I realised it was a mirror

 

The trouble is you can meet someone who meets all your critera of the theoretical perfect wife then find that after a few years she bores the **** off you and you go to the pub and **** fatties just for a different hole to play with.

 

We aren't meant to be monogamous, it's unnatural. Let's face it, that whole 'love' thing is purely a delusion caused by hormonal imbalances which have evolved to make us procreate to guarantee the proliferation of our genes. We are just animals, and sex is part of lifes process sat squarely between birth and death. Love is simply a psychological trick to make us want to have sex, along with the fact that sex is very pleasurable, which also makes us want to have sex. Sod love and just have sex, that's natural !

 

WoW, thats a pretty philsophical outlook to it all, but hey I like it

 

Monogamy was a wimmins idea, 'cos we all know that wimmins don't do sharing.

 

Its very true as the only reason why monogamy works is the fear on not getting your hole when you want it.

 

Not True, I think you'll find Monogamy is god idea.

My mothers got a nice Monogamy side board.

 

If God has a mahogany Ikea sideboard, why won't my missuse entertain a threesome ?

 

See the Match.com threads on Pistonheads for clues

 

AMEN

 

Have you not heard of the civil partnership?

 

Neither do men.
Works both ways, sorry to say.
I can't stand my other half and the sooner he buggers off, the better

 

I'm a bit like you. I'm 36 (As of a few weeks ago) never been, nor never will get married. Have no kids (Though G/f does) and don't ever intend having any, ever.

But where you pay for a prossie (after a quick search reveals standard 1hour rate about £100-130) I pay nothing, bar the odd day out with them all, but I get sex a few times a week.

I am the most selfish bas.tard I know. My relationship with this girl is simple.

Go round a few nights a week, **** it, then fcukoff home again.

Can't be bothered with all this marriage ****. Having to go home to a nagging wife and screaming kids every day........ **** that.

 

You old romantic, you

 

You have to go looking in the right places where you might expect the better ones to be.

Les