The Davyboy guide to Mattee translation
10 July 2009, 11:19 AM
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This has been an epic thread. SN at it's best, a good start, off topic with the fantastic UPI 
( Bubba you're a genius! 
) and then a grand toys out of the pram finale. 
Wonderful.
( Bubba you're a genius! ) and then a grand toys out of the pram finale. Wonderful.
10 July 2009, 11:40 AM
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Come on Mattee - come back and play. If you don't there will be no-one to pick on and it is your turn today!
I'll even let you be rude about my watch. I am wearing my Breitling today
I'll even let you be rude about my watch. I am wearing my Breitling today
10 July 2009, 12:33 PM
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10 July 2009, 12:44 PM
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10 July 2009, 01:20 PM
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Matteeboy seems a good bloke but he was clearly the one picked last for football at school and since then has always had to prove to himself that he's not a loser hence trying to big himself up at every opportunity. He's just looking for that pat on the back from the SN massive that tells him he's Ok.
come back Matteeboy we love you x
come back Matteeboy we love you x
10 July 2009, 01:23 PM
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I'm starting to feel a little bit sorry for Matteeboy. He obviously doesn't understand why his perfect life, wife, surfing ability, cooking, social life, in-laws etc. is bugging to all you lot. Perhaps he really wants to be friends with you all and this is his way...
10 July 2009, 01:27 PM
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He doesn't get what a group of blokes are like. blokes in a pack will rip the **** out of any weakness in their mates they see. It's a sign of endearment but my bet is Mattee doesn't have a group of mates like that so when the banter on here starts to fly his bottom lip comes out and he cant take it. He needs to learn to dish it back out but in the right way... a bit of humour to the sledging gains respect from other men.
10 July 2009, 01:39 PM
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10 July 2009, 01:42 PM
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i feel for his wife, boy is she gonna get nailed tonight
10 July 2009, 02:51 PM
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I wonder who is getting that
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I wonder who is getting that
10 July 2009, 02:55 PM
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Not sure who's getting that, but I think you should get a room so Matt's perfectly chiselled man-meat can spear your rusty bullet hole, you're obviously both gagging for it
10 July 2009, 06:30 PM
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I have checked my PM inbox several times and there are no messages.
I don't think I am on Mattees Christmas card list anymore. And to think he was the one getting all vitriolic about my bragging...
...he obviously didn't like it when the light shines brighter than his
I don't think I am on Mattees Christmas card list anymore. And to think he was the one getting all vitriolic about my bragging...
...he obviously didn't like it when the light shines brighter than his
10 July 2009, 11:07 PM
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There is a relevant number, I believe - let's call it the UPI (Urban Pikey Index). It is the ratio of room size in square feet divided by the size of the HD screen in inches.
Hence, a 37" telly in a room of 140 square feet, gives a UPI of 140/37 = 3.78.
A 50" telly in a 100 sq. ft. room gives 100/50 = 2. The lower the UPI, the more of a chav the subject is.
I wonder what everyone's UPI is.
Mine's 7.03.
Hence, a 37" telly in a room of 140 square feet, gives a UPI of 140/37 = 3.78.
A 50" telly in a 100 sq. ft. room gives 100/50 = 2. The lower the UPI, the more of a chav the subject is.
I wonder what everyone's UPI is.
Mine's 7.03.
11 July 2009, 11:02 AM
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There is a relevant number, I believe - let's call it the UPI (Urban Pikey Index). It is the ratio of room size in square feet divided by the size of the HD screen in inches.
Hence, a 37" telly in a room of 140 square feet, gives a UPI of 140/37 = 3.78.
A 50" telly in a 100 sq. ft. room gives 100/50 = 2. The lower the UPI, the more of a chav the subject is.
I wonder what everyone's UPI is.
Mine's 7.03.
Hence, a 37" telly in a room of 140 square feet, gives a UPI of 140/37 = 3.78.
A 50" telly in a 100 sq. ft. room gives 100/50 = 2. The lower the UPI, the more of a chav the subject is.
I wonder what everyone's UPI is.
Mine's 7.03.
LOL
dunx
P.S. My 4" LCD TV, in the bog scores me a 200, but at my age I can see what's on the bloody thing....
Last edited by dunx; 11 July 2009 at 11:14 AM.