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Jul 10, 2009 | 11:09 AM

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Would it be fair to say this thread has not gone the way you expected?

No one really wants you to go.......but if thats choice, BYE!

Jul 10, 2009 | 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by davyboy

Would it be fair to say this thread has not gone the way you expected?

No one really wants you to go.......but if thats choice, BYE!

Lol .......

Jul 10, 2009 | 11:19 AM

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This has been an epic thread. SN at it's best, a good start, off topic with the fantastic UPI

( Bubba you're a genius!

) and then a grand toys out of the pram finale.

Wonderful.

Jul 10, 2009 | 11:40 AM

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Come on Mattee - come back and play. If you don't there will be no-one to pick on and it is your turn today!

I'll even let you be rude about my watch. I am wearing my Breitling today

Jul 10, 2009 | 11:52 AM

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He's left to do around the world race amazingly did it In a record beating 1 day.

Jul 10, 2009 | 12:08 PM

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He's still logging on.

Last activisty 11.53 and 12.07

No doubt I'll be a stalker now!

Jul 10, 2009 | 12:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FlightMan

This has been an epic thread. SN at it's best, a good start, off topic with the fantastic UPI

( Bubba you're a genius!

) and then a grand toys out of the pram finale.

Wonderful.

My thoughts exactly

Jul 10, 2009 | 12:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by davyboy

He's still logging on.

Last activisty 11.53 and 12.07

No doubt I'll be a stalker now!

I think the 2 of you need to get a room

Jul 10, 2009 | 12:59 PM

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I'm not sure where matteboy thought this thread was going to go when he started it

Jul 10, 2009 | 01:20 PM

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Matteeboy seems a good bloke but he was clearly the one picked last for football at school and since then has always had to prove to himself that he's not a loser hence trying to big himself up at every opportunity. He's just looking for that pat on the back from the SN massive that tells him he's Ok.

come back Matteeboy we love you x

Jul 10, 2009 | 01:23 PM

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I'm starting to feel a little bit sorry for Matteeboy. He obviously doesn't understand why his perfect life, wife, surfing ability, cooking, social life, in-laws etc. is bugging to all you lot. Perhaps he really wants to be friends with you all and this is his way...

Jul 10, 2009 | 01:27 PM

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He doesn't get what a group of blokes are like. blokes in a pack will rip the **** out of any weakness in their mates they see. It's a sign of endearment but my bet is Mattee doesn't have a group of mates like that so when the banter on here starts to fly his bottom lip comes out and he cant take it. He needs to learn to dish it back out but in the right way... a bit of humour to the sledging gains respect from other men.

Jul 10, 2009 | 01:39 PM

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http://attachments.techguy.org/attac.../shot-foot.jpg

Jul 10, 2009 | 01:41 PM

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From: K

Jul 10, 2009 | 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Clarebabes

i feel for his wife, boy is she gonna get nailed tonight

Jul 10, 2009 | 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2

i feel for his wife, boy is she gonna get nailed tonight

What, like the 'Ironic' thread?

Jul 10, 2009 | 02:37 PM

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I've just found an old 14" portable in the loft.

My UPI is going to be off the scale soon m***er****ers!!!!!

Jul 10, 2009 | 02:42 PM

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Bubba, I think you've come up with a gem here.

UPI

I'll have to get the butler to calculate mine after he's finished clearing out the moat

Jul 10, 2009 | 02:42 PM

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You didn't mention about where you live Matteboy. Its brilliant!

Les

Jul 10, 2009 | 02:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zip106

What, like the 'Ironic' thread?

yes, but somehow i,m not sure she will appreciate the irony!!!

Jul 10, 2009 | 02:51 PM

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I wonder who is getting that

Jul 10, 2009 | 02:55 PM

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Not sure who's getting that, but I think you should get a room so Matt's perfectly chiselled man-meat can spear your rusty bullet hole, you're obviously both gagging for it

Jul 10, 2009 | 02:56 PM

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Himself lol

Jul 10, 2009 | 06:24 PM

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This thread is making me P1ss .!!!!
Wish I,d found this site sooner .What have I been missing .
Quality .

Jul 10, 2009 | 06:30 PM

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I have checked my PM inbox several times and there are no messages.

I don't think I am on Mattees Christmas card list anymore. And to think he was the one getting all vitriolic about my bragging...

...he obviously didn't like it when the light shines brighter than his

Jul 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM

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Come back Matee , its no crime to be short

Jul 10, 2009 | 10:54 PM

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I've just dug out my jigsaw - once I've applied it to my telly my UPI is going off the scale. Read it and weep, pondlife

Jul 10, 2009 | 11:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubba po

There is a relevant number, I believe - let's call it the UPI (Urban Pikey Index). It is the ratio of room size in square feet divided by the size of the HD screen in inches.

Hence, a 37" telly in a room of 140 square feet, gives a UPI of 140/37 = 3.78.

A 50" telly in a 100 sq. ft. room gives 100/50 = 2. The lower the UPI, the more of a chav the subject is.

I wonder what everyone's UPI is.

Mine's 7.03.

mine is Error